"Men need stories as much as they need bread!"

Genderfluid Pansexual, nerd in literature, evolutionary science, and drawing!

[pauli-artt]

While exploring the Sumeru rainforest, two mysterious gentlemen suddenly appear before you. Surely they mean no harm… right?

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish the vestiges of slavery. Abolish the Electoral College.

One person, one vote.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Note to self: don’t order tea half asleep or $50 will be burnt on tea

[oak-the-professor]

note to self: don't make any life decisions half asleep. General rule of life.

also $50 on tea? how?

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I got two containers of fairly expensive loose leaf tea and a box of teabags

[baidao]

[asteronomical]

do you guys ever think grace and rocky at some point get into a big argument on erid and rocky storms off to sulk. later he regrets it and comes back to the biodome and seems... genuinely caught off guard when he finds grace still inside his house

rocky: i thought grace would leave

grace: to go WHERE exactly?

[reunitedinterlude]

the punchline to the editing tips saga <3

bonus:

[kentodreaming]

have never given even a passing glance to the predator/prey dynamic like it was never my thing. but let me tell you something. those comics exploring persistence hunter grace slowly trailing after rocky changed something in me,,,, rockys confidence that slowly becomes more and more strained,, huffing and puffing heat out of his vents,,, grace unintentionally scaring the shit out of rocky without even realizing it and being like Haha thats what you get for talking big. meanwhile rocky is like wwhat. Wwwhhatttt the fuuuuck was that

[homunculus-argument]

Hmm, fascinating.

I've long wished that I could find a short-term hair dye that could be bought in one big tube that I could use whenever as needed, instead of one-time use boxes that cost just as much as the permanent dye boxes and always have more dye than I needed anyway. So I went to this store that usually has the kind of hair dyes that regular grocery never has, in hopes that there would be something like that.

And lo and behold, I found a HUGE tube of short-term hair dye that was exactly that way, to be used as needed whenever. And it only cost as much as the one-time use ones! So I got a tube, figuring that this is going to save me so much money in hair dye in the long run, because holy shit 30-50 hair dyes for the price of one!

Getting back home I needed to shower anyway because sweaty as hell because it's summer, so might as well get the hair dye on as well. As the tube came with no instructions save for a QR code to the website and I am too much of a caveman to figure out how those work, I just looked up the instructions from some other store's product description. That one said "leave in for 5 minutes or more depending on the desired intensity of the colour" so Ieft it on for 15. Worked like a dream.

But once I'd rinsed it off and my hair was finally dry, it turns out that the dye only stuck to the hair that had already been dyed before, leaving my roots their natural colour while the dyed part is now jet black. It's a fun look for now so I ain't even mad, but that's not what I intended, so I tried to see what I did wrong. Turns out that even though it was sold as a hair dye in that store in particular, most other places are calling it a "colour mask" or something of the sort.

So I guess that's something?

[wenber1234]

Yeehaw, statement.

People asked to see what Rocky was wearing in chapter 7 of my The Fall Guys (+ An Eridian) fic and I thought it only right to provide a visual!

[buteonine]

if you are "animal lover" and don't find the beauty and silliness stored in the humble leech then you should try

[a-book-of-creatures]

Reminder

They do this :3

[byronicbrit]

had a strong urge to make gifs outta them

[liberalsarecool]

Either way, we win.

[triple-sugar-threat]

Based on my dream involving partly eaten ice cream sandwiches in a box, and me indirectly expressing my discontent to the person WHO I KNOW DID IT and they're just smiling at me.

I think it'd be funny to think of the long adjustment period between Caine and the circus members going down like this. Caine just unintentionally sowing the seeds of doubt over stupid little things cause he doesn't understand the issues from a human perspective. Likewise, the circus members needing to work on being more clear and upfront, along with a healthy dose of patience when speaking to him. No beating around the bush with this guy, you'll confuse him.

[petrova-line]

doctor ryland grace, age 26: what’s wrong with me? what the fuck is wrong with you, you complete and total waste of carbon—

captain-doctor-teacher-savior-mated^(rockyadrian-closed)-mr ryland grace, age 112: ♯ . i’ve been getting really into pickles lately :) 𝄐

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[gracerockyyes]

Just 2 lil angry meow meows

[frenzied-chimera]

age gap

[asteronomical]

grockdrian where adrian is tired of grace and rocky dancing around each other so they just

adrian: your heartbeat's melody is lovely

grace: ... thanks?

adrian: but i bet it would sound better intertwined with rocky's song

rocky: are you courting grace for me?