THE AUSTERE ACADEMY or BOOK 23
The saga of the Baudelaire Children is continued through Book the Fifth: The Austere Academy. Where the three orphans are enrolled at Prufrock Preparatory School, the school motto is “Momento Mori” and Carmelita Spats is a top student despite calling people “cakesniffers.” Vice Principal Nero allows Sunny to become his secretary to earn her keep since she is too young for classes. The three orphans are housed in the Orphans’ Shack which is infested by a family of crabs and there is a dripping fungus coming from the ceiling. THey make friends with the two Quagmire Triplets, who were former occupants of the Orphans’ Shack until they found a guardian. Quigley Quagmire is the lost triplet, but we aren’t entirely sure what happened to him. The Quagmires help the Baudelaires adjust to the crushing school schedule and they even help battle Carmelita Spats and fool Coach Genghis. Coach Genghis is Count Olaf in disguise and he comes in when the gym teacher disappears without a trace. In an attempt to make the Baudelaires fail their exams and put them up for adoption, Coach Genghis makes the run mandatory laps from dusk until dawn every night. Whatever will happen to Carmelita Spats? What will become of the Baudelaire’s grades? And will the Quagmire triplets be punished for helping the Baudelaires?








