sorry for bleeding all over your carpet

blue/hastur - any/all but please switch it up a little - adult

[jessss-ica]

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[craicisirish]

reminds me of how artists flip the canvas to make sure their art looks good

Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult

[kropotkindersurprise]

Comrade Beaver says “No Pride in Genocide!” and takes down a Canadian flag for Canada day, in Saskatoon. [video]

[dogpuppy]

[carbon-ate]

[transjester64]

Adding this from the comments...

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse

[nothingbizzare]

Orchid laid in the sun

[sacred-portal]

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[bitchfitch]

gentol

[mint-swirl]

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up

[themoneystore]

Hii

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nonpsychotic]

I love seeing content like this and that they have hundreds of thousands of likes. it warms my heart. its been too long

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]