sorry for bleeding all over your carpet

blue/hastur - any/all but please switch it up a little - adult

[jessss-ica]

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[bitchfitch]

gentol

[mint-swirl]

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up

[themoneystore]

Hii

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nonpsychotic]

I love seeing content like this and that they have hundreds of thousands of likes. it warms my heart. its been too long

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[leanputa]

crab makeup by pradaolic on IG

[openingadoor]

[catstrat]

very funny bit happening in the replies

[marinella-ela]

[steorn]

I like that english speakers can say anything with a "y" and it's understood as an affirmative. yep. yurp. yee. ya. yurr. yay

[animentality]

[blemgoid]

[trying to impress stranger at party] yeah my thoughts are literally influenced by a distant malevolent engine

[knismofag]

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...