loser

disasterville, population: me

[vintagewildlife]

A boy covered in young opossums By: Charles Philip Fox From: The Illustrated Library of the Natural Sciences 1958

[quik-mart-robbery]

i’m using my collegiate education to make a detailed and historically accurate tier list of notable 20th and 21st century Latin American dictators. there are only 12 squares on the list and two tiers named- we’re looking at least 48 figures to research and assign a tier. wish me luck, recommend some people to cover, and stay tuned

[yourfavanxioussunshine-deactiva]

at the end of the day it's just me, my unfinished syllabus and academic stress

[cherribalm-deactivated20140609]

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

[bumblebeebabie]

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

[archivestorystuff006]

OMG

[dduane]

This one’s an always-reblog, because who knows who needs it and hasn’t seen it yet?

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[bear-bignaturals-deactivated202]

[howstrangethemusicsoundstome]

So proud of this car magnet I got for my dad for Father’s Day

(found via TrashPandacoot on Etsy)

[benoitblanc]

if anyone wants to know what academia is like i just found an open bottle of ibuprofen in the communal area of the break room kitchen that the other researchers have clearly been sharing amongst themselves

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

[campyvillain]

“do it for the vine” = allow yourself to live life in the moment instead of maintaining a facade of normalcy for the enjoyment of not only yourself but of those around you

“commit to the bit” = adhere to the guidelines of an event that will in retrospect be nothing but a minuscule footnote, but continue to execute it for the complex web of happiness it brings you and your collective now

“fuck it we ball” = get the most you can out of life by putting the very thrill of being alive first and everyday occurrences and responsibilities last

[replicated-archive]

i'm a substance abusing pseudo intellectual but you will respect me

[replicated-archive]

i'm a substance abusing pseudo intellectual but you will respect me

[personalitydatabased]

debbie harry (1980)

[leapedbeforelooking-deactivated]

My diet consists of free range (lost) children and bits of metal from missing aircrafts

[ampervadasz]

[bunjywunjy]

[self-critical-automaton]

in ‘the creation of adam’, Man lies back indolently, reaching out idly in response to the forwards-thrusting touch of divinity, well within reach but lacking the drive to take it, representing the naive state of original mankind, unburdened by consciousness or desire.

In this fascinating modern take, however, the artist instead shows Man as a driving force, frantically throwing aside all barriers and restrictions in pursuit of his goal: a goal which remains impossible to reach. Fast food, representing compromise for survival in the face of an uncaring and overstressing world, hangs awkwardly in the center of an uncrossable abyss. Note the use of highly-rendered tensed musculature to imply physical effort, emphasized by the contrast with loose, hanging fabric, and also the lack of effort on the part of the employee: She is trying, and were she reach out just a little further, then through their collaboration would Man attain his goal. But, the strictures of her position allow only a certain amount of human generosity and kindness. The structures we build as humanity prevent us from doing all that we can to help one another, and this remains true even when presented with a fellow human willing risk death, to survive.

[avas-fangs]

A beautiful reading, but also, my man decided to sit his car 8 feet away from the window. This entire scenario is a contrivance of his own making

[quinspade]

Hes a dumbass but he’s trying his best!

[shirtsthatgohard]

[wastingspaces-deactivated202301]

the sexual tension between me and alcohol