Hello, Paperwork

“Welcome to the office! We got files on all sorts of people, mostly humans but we have some supernatural entities as well. Please come to the front desk before checking out any paperwork.” RP blog for 12 original characters, side blog to QuillsAndShitPosts, written by Charlie

[quillsmusehub-archived]

//I’m going to drop this blog’s act with the whole “Collector” thing for a hot minute. The truth of the matter is, life’s been pretty tough this past week or so. I’m dealing with some major life changes, a family member died of the coronavirus, and I’m seriously overwhelmed right now. There’s just too much happening at once and I’m handling as best as I can but…you know, it’s rough.

This blog has never been very active. I don’t have a lot of rp partners here and I have even fewer threads. The queue that I have for this blog has maybe ten days worth of stuff? Maybe less? I’m going to let that run out and if I’m still not feeling great by that point, this blog might go silent for a while.

You can still hmu if you want. I’ll be answering messages and DMs here. If you have my Discord, I might be a little spotty with that but I will occasionally check messages so you can contact me through there.

I’m going take off. I’m going to try to be okay and I hope you’re staying safe.

[octo-plasm]

Vine Compilation: Video Game Edition 

[ttv]

Vine Comp: Video Game Edition

By: Unknown via @octo-plasm

Playlist: Cuties Edition | Video Game Edition | Star Wars Edition | LOLz Edition

👉🏼You’ve seen ours…now let’s see yours! Get nostalgic and comment below with your favorite vine comps! 

[5bi5]

All my spooky bisexuals– you put the bi in zombie. 

[trcshymemes]

THE ADVENTURE ZONE SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ Hail and well met, my dude. ❞

❝ Abraca fuck you. ❞ 

❝ God lied to me! ❞

❝ Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard. ❞

❝ You are going to be amazing. ❞

❝ Liches get stitches. ❞

❝ Are you my friend? ❞

❝ Go out and do good. ❞

❝ Yo thug, what’s your name? I’m about to tentacle your dick! ❞

❝ No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing. ❞

❝ I’m afraid no one else will have me. ❞

❝ Everything I drink tastes like keylime gogurt to me. ❞

❝ Don’t let them erase me. ❞

❝ What brings you happiness? ❞

❝ Bad news, comprades, this place is magic as hell. ❞

❝ I find that not killing people is very easy. ❞

❝ Everything is for keepsies if you’re sneaky about it. ❞

❝ You’re a coward and I hate you. ❞

❝ Boy you’re not intimidated by me at all, are you? ❞

❝I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! ❞

❝ These potions get you reeeeeal fucked up. ❞

❝ Once you pop, the time control don’t stop. ❞

❝ Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.❞

❝ We don’t have to talk. Let’s just…let’s just watch this together. ❞

❝ So here’s my solution, and I think you’re gonna find it very equitable: I’m not gonna shoot you with this giant crossbow. ❞

❝ I’m about to smooch your fucking brains out, babe. ❞

❝ You’re going to have to fight and you’re gonna win. ❞

❝ I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck! ❞

❝ You fucking took everything from me! ❞

❝ How would you like to live forever? ❞

❝ I am but a simple, idiot wizard. ❞

❝ Yeah! It’s our first kill! …So why am I so horny? I’m broken inside… ❞

❝ You know…do whatever you want. I don’t care anymore. ❞

❝ Existence, (name), life? Is horrible. To exist, to live, is horrible. ❞

❝ Sometimes there aren’t good decisions. Sometimes…there’s just decisions.❞

❝ I appreciate what you’re trying to do. And I’m on board for whatever the plan is. But understand this: I have nothing, and I don’t give a shit. The world is ending and I. Don’t. Care.  ❞

❝ I will say that if you wanted to lure me in there you should’ve stayed handsome, my fella.❞ 

❝ Who stops serving pancakes at 9am?! I missed the whole thing! I had to get Cheetos! ❞

❝ I cannot stress enough how uninterested I am in this. ❞

❝ I’m not gonna be the one to pull the trigger on an entire civilization. I won’t do it.  ❞

❝ What brings me joy is…life.  I think you can find joy anywhere in life. ❞

❝ I don’t always do things right. And I don’t always do things smart. But whatever I do, I find joy in it. ‘Cause at the end of the day, that’s all you’ve got. ❞

❝ Tell ya what, if we ever meet each other somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong. ❞ 

❝ I have an update from [ Name ] Central. Uh, I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! ❞

❝ I’m good, amigo. The bleeding’s all internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.❞

❝ I think there was probably a time where I had joy, where I experienced fleeting happiness or anger or fear, but God, it’s just been so long. ❞

❝ I am a man, (name), who knows the answer to the question of why we’re all here. I didn’t like it. ❞

❝ To have friendship, (name), it requires you to…love someone and be invested in your shared happiness and these things, (name): friendship, love, happiness? They’re all so…small. In the grand scheme of things, they last a second. ❞

❝ Look it got – WE got dark back there. I know this journey’s been tough, and it’s only going to get harder. But we can’t allow ourselves to get to that place again. ❞

❝We’ve lost a lot. And there’s a lot more we might lose. But one thing we do have is the thing people in love rarely ever have enough of – and it’s time. ❞

❝When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. ❞

[alwaysagem]

[funmomenergy-deactivated2020052]

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

[anationaltreasure-blog]

send me your url and i’ll post 3-5 icons that sum up my muse’s feelings on yours.

[saiyaman-deactivated20231010]

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[shiarempress]

vine compilations have helped me for like over a year now when I have panic attacks so I guess it’s only fitting that I make my own! (Warning for shouting in some of them!)

[ttv]

Vine Comp: LOLz Edition

By: @shiarempress

Playlist: Cuties Edition | Video Game Edition | Star Wars Edition | LOLz Edition

👉🏼You’ve seen ours…now let’s see yours! Get nostalgic and comment below with your favorite vine comps! 

[dumbmemestarters]

Brandon Rogers Starter Sentences (OFFENSIVE)

* “Move, I’m gay.” * “I drink to forget but I always remember.” * “It’s never the ones like you that go missing.” * “Put that candy back, I’m not buying you all that mess.” * “Try me bitch.” * “Help! I’m lost in my own art!” * “Have you seen my son? He’s about this tall, clearly gay, but we haven’t had the talk yet!” * “I’m a mom making a difference!” * “Good morning ___! You look very mature today!” * “We’re leaving in negative six minutes!” * “Hurry up! We’re losing time!” * “Fuck it, mama’s gonna itch!” * “I’ve been locked in here since last Friday.” * “Hello, welcome to the park, thank you for bringing your fucking kids.” * “I need you to help me find my family or I may never make it back to civilization.” * “I. Need. PILLS.” * “No running you piece of shit.” * “Welcome to detention young man, I’ll be your asshole.” * “Here, have a postcard for courage.” * “I can see every equation.” * “Yo it’s hot as shit dawg.” * “I am fucking melting.” * “Right in the perjina.” * “Eat kelp, you hymen haver!” * “I’m gonna crucify you children!” * “Great, now you’ve got something to go fuck yourself with!” * “When the hell am I going to pass away?” * “Yo my name is ___, I’m ___ years old, and I suffer from a disability called too big a dick, dawg.” * “I don’t wear sunglasses cuz my future’s not bright.” * “My sunscreen’s only SPF 10.” * “Well slap my nuts and drink my piss!” * “Darling, we’re stranded in the Wild FUCKING West!” * “I really do love working here it’s just, we all have a lot of laughs.” * “Fuck off ___, I’m not going to your FUCKING baby shower!” * “___ is my boss and… they’re a piece of cock.” * “___ is… an asshole.” * “Oh, ___ is a cockshit.” * “I want to hit you in the face, as HARD as I can, and I don’t want to do that.” * “In the workplace being gay just has its perks.” * “I love these guys, they’re my family.”

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

My all time favorite quote from anything ever.

[id: Dipper Pines covered in stuffed animals with a bucket and a bag of golf clubs on his back, eyes all squinty, caption: “Get this on tape in case I die or whatever.”]

[girlcolour-blog]

interests: being called princess

[pawnees]

[twocubes]

more important emotions

[cloudfreed]

I like how these all just end up being fucked up archangel emojis

[midiport]

i like these guys

[munchmemesa]

birdbox starters.

❛  you have to do every single thing i say or we will not make it. understand  ?  ❜

❛  uh  …  asshole. i was listening to that.  ❜

❛  god, why does your voice get high when it gets excited  ?  ❜

❛  wow. such venom.  ❜

❛  loneliness is just incidental. it’s really about people’s inability to connect.  ❜

❛  can you move  ?  i need you to move.  ❜

❛  too bad we’re not horses.  ❜

❛  poor us. we should go feel sorry for ourselves with lunch and a bottle of wine.  ❜

❛  go, go, go, go, go, go  !  ❜

❛  i find it comforting to focus on the wrong things.  ❜

❛  you gotta let me just drive. you’re freaking me out. seriously, just let me do it.  ❜

❛  what the fuck is what  ?  what are you looking at  ?  ❜

❛  what did you see  ?  talk to me.  ❜

❛  keep your eyes down.  ❜

❛  i’m sorry. i’m so sorry.  ❜

❛  the only thing that will happen soon is we’re all gonna die soon.  ❜

❛  we are so fucking fucked.  ❜

❛  it’s end game, man.  ❜

❛  hey, hey. why don’t we sit back down  ?  ❜

❛  is anybody out there  ?  can anybody hear me  ?  hello  ?  ❜

❛  get down  !  get down  !  get down  !  ❜

❛  okay, i know you’re scared. listen, there’s no need.  ❜

❛  that’s not a fucking speed bump  !  ❜

❛  fuck that. where’s the booze  ?  ❜

❛  i had an interesting childhood.  ❜

❛  you’re only saying that ‘cause we’re all gonna die.  ❜

❛  well, here’s an argument : we’re not assholes.  ❜

❛  please. please, let me in.  ❜

❛  in the end, there are only two types of people. the assholes and the dead.  ❜

❛  i hope there’s more.  ❜

❛  did you hear that  ?  ❜

❛  you do exactly what i say or you die, do you understand me  ?  ❜

❛  if something happens to me, do not try and help me. forget about me and try to save yourself.  ❜

❛  we really loved meeting you. now, fuck off.  ❜

❛  it’s not a story. it’s a lie.  ❜

❛  surviving is not living.  ❜

❛  you know what i saw  ?  at the top of the tree  ?  ❜

❛  i’m not leaving you.  ❜

❛  hold tight. don’t let go. we’re gonna be okay.  ❜

❛  good job. get up. stand up.  ❜

❛  it’s not real, it’s not real, it’s not real.  ❜

❛  do not take off your blindfold  !  ❜

❛  i have so much i want to show you. i have so much i want you to see.  ❜

❛  we have to do it together, okay  ?  ❜

❛  it’s too loud  !  it’s too noisy  !  ❜

❛  i’m going to get you some dry clothes.  ❜

[idleminds]

[pedrotapa]

[internationalemeteorologie]

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