knight in shining cargo shorts

drew |they/them | 26 year old jewish dyke and lover of arts and crafts

[iloveuppers-deactivated20250310]

[e-102]

javelina want yo doordash bitch

[e-102]

yummyummyummyummyummy yummy for piggy

[bloggirl69]

[feisar]

[mayothompson]

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[charl0ttan]

fmk air water food

fuck food marry air kill food fuck water

[sylph-of-gender]

that's not how this works. that's not how this works at all.

[charl0ttan]

awww wehwehwehweh weh googajjagaff mm goodagaba mazoozoo

[im-mender]

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that was tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[rpfisfine]

[omtai]

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

[rotzaprachim]

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[cutecipher]

two things doctors know:

leave patient alone in a room for 6 hours

incorrectly file paperwork

[volition48]

if you think about it, life is justr lik e video game

[volition48]

trying hard to beat this stage

[hoehazza]

i remember july like it was yesterday

[quixoticanarchy]

i do not want to live in the fucking panopticon fuck the camera that blinks above me at work, the tv watching me at the store, the "smile you're on camera" signs, the ring cameras, the flock cameras, the apps to track your child or partner, the activist friends telling me "just assume everything you do in public is being recorded somewhere", the government building protester databases, the teslas recording every move all around them, the knowledge that everything i type or search or save is being tracked and logged, the ads and search suggestions that mysteriously know what i was just talking about, the way biometrics keep creeping into more places, the way my car spies on me, the way my phone spies on me, the way there is nowhere to go to get away from it!!! no wonder the internet is full of vindictive little stalkers and witchhunts when it's the water and the air of society from the culture to the infrastructure

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid