quinn's corner

any/all (21) just your local chaos bean who definitely isn't loki incarnate. existence pending.........

[quinn-the-dim]

Visibility is just such a baffling word to write.

I have to write that word alot for work and every time I feel like im doing something wrong. There's 4-5 vowels in it and 4 of them are i's, that means the word is 40% i's. Absolute madness!

[homunculus-argument]

Someone will always be praying for my downfall but unfortunately I live in a directionless space, and without up or down there is no such thing as going down. I'm just always zooping fast as fuck feet first to an unknown direction.

[quinn-the-dim]

As a non physicist, im pretty sure thats what down is.

[dogpuppy]

[quinn-the-dim]

There better have been five doctors working in unison singing med shanties

[homunculus-argument]

Hot dogs come in packages of 10. Hot dog buns come in packages of 12. For this reason, my boyfriend must buy five packages of buns and and six packets of hot dogs so that he'll have 60 potential hotdogs at once. I can't disrupt the delicate balance of his perfect hot dog math unless and until they're within 24 hours of the best by -date.

[catgirlwheels]

Does your boyfriend know he doesn't have to buy the entire set at once?

[homunculus-argument]

His code of honour prohibits this. Doing things the easy way goes against his principles. You will never understand the warrior's path and neither will I.

[typezerostudios]

Have you considered having a hotdog party? Get a bunch of your nerd friends over to eat hotdogs and game?

[homunculus-argument]

The last time I tried to introduce my boyfriend to my friend group, he got a digestion issue out of sheer anxiety, lost 30 kg in a year and almost died. Will not try that again.

[dwaters01]

Are we sure those two things are related? Im gonna assume so, since you're his boyfriend, but

[homunculus-argument]

I mean I got introduced to his family pretty fast, like after 2 or 3 dates, since he needed to explain them why he was leaving the house voluntarily. He has mentioned that he really didn't experience 2020 as anything unusual for him personally, since the only thing in his lifestyle that changed was wearing a mask in grocery store. He's not a fan of leaving the house or being in places or being around people voluntarily.

Also he corrected me about the previous claim, it wasn't in a year. It was six months.

[quinn-the-dim]

The obvious solution is to just remove two buns before checking out.

[yumykon]

Girfailure Miku 💤

[quinn-the-dim]

Finally a Miku i can relate to

[taraxippos]

Akira bike sliding on a horse

[taraxippos]

concept art

[quinn-the-dim]

This is truly incredible!

Too bad I dont have a story to slot this into

[quinn-the-dim]

The thing no one ever tells you the matrix is that once you jack in the matrix, to leave, you must jack off the matrix.

[leumasme]

[catboybiologist]

start hrt

[esthermika]

start hrt

[quinn-the-dim]

I can't quite put my finger on it but I think Tumblr is trying to tell me something.

[homunculus-argument]

If you put a sea sponge into a blender and turn it into a slurry, it can reconstruct itself back into a sea sponge. This is similar to the kind of division and divided individual specimen reabsorption that allows Santa to be in multiple places at once.

[quinn-the-dim]

I, for some inexplicable reason mixed up a sea sponge and a sea cucumber.

I then, for a less inexplicable reason imagined the horrors of if you scared this hypothetical santa.

[homunculus-argument]

A fantasy book that is a pseudotranslation of a mysterious found ancient text, but from context clues thorough the story it's clear that the translation isn't the first or only one, but that this current translator is a fearlessly controversial figure who has physically fought other scholars over what some specific passages mean, and will do it again. There is ocassionally a footnote where the translator explicitly clarifies which rival scholar they will fight over this particular word choice.

[quinn-the-dim]

I need this

[quinn-the-dim]

Imagine getting done with a 30 min long bathroom trip and then some pompous wizard twink summons the shit back into you. And then, and then they have the nerve to say "oh, do you have to go number two!!"

[dogpuppy]

[quinn-the-dim]

My innards shake ever slightly, my vision goes blurry. I think of running this time but I know I won't. The thought of shattering as I fall off the table keeps me grounded. Even if I did land safely who knows how much of my insides would remain. I sit still and quiet as the inevitable comes around again. It stares at me with the blank eyes of eternity, an eternity I'll never see. Another year, another sip it takes from me. Old voices ring in my head telling me I'm not even half gone yet, but theres too many empty glasses for me to listen.

[dogpuppy]

[quinn-the-dim]

I didn't realize it was two horses at first and was very confused

[quinn-the-dim]

I shall drink* of the pipeline punch and become

A caffiend!!!!!!!

*by drink i mean inhale the cans contents in one frail swoop.

[artsy-trans-gal-yuri]

ngl im REALLY tempted to name the big evil corporation in Mechanical Void that developed most of the robots n shit some shit like "MacroHard" but at the same time that just feels like low hangin fruit.

[quinn-the-dim]

If you think about it, the low hanging fruit is below the MacroHard.

[quinn-the-dim]

Cow soup at 3:00am

[quinn-the-dim]

Mario and Luigi are regularly reiterated to be twins

Gently nudges fanfic Into paper shredder