Your Wildest Dreams

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Me: *Watches one episode of Mob Wives*

Someone: Hi

Me:

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i want these tweets on my grave

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WHY DOES THIS POST GET EVEN WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

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[shadowhuntersdaily]

Matthew Daddario and Alberto Rosende at AOL Build today. You can watch the interview again at: http://AOL.com/BUILD

[weavemama]

I DIDN’T EVEN ASK TO BE BORN AND NOW I GOTTA DEAL WITH TRUMP’S PRESIDENCY

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I am deceased

[maghrabiyya]

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

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i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

[maghrabiyya]

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

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crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

[maghrabiyya]

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

[nxtlise]

can greg come too?

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movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse

[starofyourbaddreams]

The new era is upon us brace yourselves

[volcainist]

screaming

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[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

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Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

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Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[askwattson]

Just gonna post this right there!

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[ryanishka]

I was looking through pictures on my phone and………..summer 2012 was a bad time for me