Life's A Circus, And I'm The Clown

How can I be on the wrong side of history if we're at the end of it?

[chickenfarmersan]

[cha0s-aint-me]

[maxofs2d]

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[dajo42]

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours

[dajo42]

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[b99ladies]

stop letting gina in the interrogation room with liquids

[spite]

america’s funniest home videos was the original vine compilation

[commodorecliche]

[poppapeasy]

[floralromperboi-deactivated2017]

“when did u realize momma was the one?”

[selflessnewyorker-deactivated20]

😍

[dykeblight-deactivated20201006]

annabeth chase, age 12: never say anything bad about the gods ever. names are powerful.

annabeth chase, age 18: the gods? they’re all pussies. hey hera. HERA. fuck you.

[deathclavv-deactivated20180803]

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

[screamingfrenchfries]

this post is my life wow

[lesbianshepard]

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

[lesbianshepard]

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

[emlz]

“You come by it honestly, the ugliness inside you. You were born broken. That’s your birthright.”

[spacexualkids]

no offense but yall gotta stop acting like its the end of the world if a bi girl ends up with a guy

[puzzledplacebo-blog]

but then there’s no cute lesbian-ness and that’s what makes it so gr8

[lesbianpeachs]

Bisexual women are not lesbians, and do not choose their partners based on how appealing they are to you, you gross fuck

[iconiczuko]

…has this been done yet?

[holdnarrytight]

can we please stop pretending heterosexual relationships are inferior to gay relationships? i’m pan but it’s not cool

[holdnarrytight]

i don’t mean this to sound rude in any way but being condescending to our straight counterparts is not the way to achieve lgbtq+ acceptance and equality. all healthy relationships are just as good and cool and positive and beautiful, let’s agree on that.

[wind-the-music-box]

all healthy relationships are just as good and cool and positive and beautiful, let’s agree on that.

[wotusayinm8]

Preach

[savaagecaabaage-deactivated2021]

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

[bexhibitionist]

Probably had the only peace and quiet she’ll ever have for the rest of her life.