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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)
without arts & crafts we are in hell
Welcome
I get paid to make maps of the ocean. This post is going to haunt me like that “mothers and fuckers of the jury” post haunts that trial attorney
I’m still not free of that phrase…
five essential juggling patterns anyone should know
#5: very simple trick, too elementary to name
#4: the stretch
#3: zzwzs
#2: the pole
and finally: #1: rubinstein's revenge (variation)
Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.
hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier
Peace and love on planet eart
in these times of extreme surveillance, tumblr’s nonfunctional search engine stands in solidarity with the revolutionary
Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation
I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?
Going to see Barbie this weekend and my friends are planning to dress up. I have never been one to pass up the opportunity to wear a funny little outfit but this is sooooo far out of my element. I’m GOTH I’m a LESBIAN what the FUCK am I supposed to do here.
The only clothing item I own with any pink on it is the MCR boy zone shirt that’s what we’re working with
#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard
Quiet, fish are growing! Shhh! May 24th, 2020
LMAO Elon is now charging people to read posts. There’s posts everywhere buddy, the average post has a negative monetary value
forcing people to consume less twitter is basically a humanitarian act. ~e13 more decisions like this and he makes up for helping start openai
This is even funnier when you realize a lot of spam bots do get verified
One of my favorite House MD b-plots is when House finds out a guy he hated in college is peddling fake migrane medicine in India so he chemically induces a migrane in himself, tries the fake medicine, is ecstatic that he was right that the medicine is bullshit, takes LSD to stop the migrane, trips in the bathroom for a bit, then takes anti depressants to stop the trip and hops right back to saving a patient from the brink of death