back at it again

26 they/she lesbian who’s had this blog for almost half their life. have barely updated this theme since 2016. have fun.

[sioltach]

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

[loth-catgirl]

[glowcowboy]

without arts & crafts we are in hell

[pdlcomics]

Welcome

[dream-prospector]

I get paid to make maps of the ocean.  This post is going to haunt me like that “mothers and fuckers of the jury” post haunts that trial attorney

[hellenhighwater]

I’m still not free of that phrase…

[janmusija]

five essential juggling patterns anyone should know

#5: very simple trick, too elementary to name

#4: the stretch

#3: zzwzs

#2: the pole

and finally: #1: rubinstein's revenge (variation)

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[yorhaw]

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

[footlongdingledong]

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

[felalalie]

Peace and love on planet eart

[wajb]

in these times of extreme surveillance, tumblr’s nonfunctional search engine stands in solidarity with the revolutionary

[crabanarchy]

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

[jarfieid]

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[valtsv]

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

[valtsv]

and yes, they both smoke weed

[squidy-y2k]

and which one told you that?

[valtsv]

[qqchurch]

[qqchurch]

[strange-aeons]

Going to see Barbie this weekend and my friends are planning to dress up. I have never been one to pass up the opportunity to wear a funny little outfit but this is sooooo far out of my element. I’m GOTH I’m a LESBIAN what the FUCK am I supposed to do here.

[strange-aeons]

The only clothing item I own with any pink on it is the MCR boy zone shirt that’s what we’re working with

[rylandsgrace]

#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

[archipelagoofliterarynonsense]

[gestaltaggregation]

Quiet, fish are growing! Shhh! May 24th, 2020

[afloweroutofstone]

LMAO Elon is now charging people to read posts. There’s posts everywhere buddy, the average post has a negative monetary value

[oligetcetera-deactivated2023072]

forcing people to consume less twitter is basically a humanitarian act. ~e13 more decisions like this and he makes up for helping start openai

[memecucker]

This is even funnier when you realize a lot of spam bots do get verified

[dabwax-deactivated20250410]

One of my favorite House MD b-plots is when House finds out a guy he hated in college is peddling fake migrane medicine in India so he chemically induces a migrane in himself, tries the fake medicine, is ecstatic that he was right that the medicine is bullshit, takes LSD to stop the migrane, trips in the bathroom for a bit, then takes anti depressants to stop the trip and hops right back to saving a patient from the brink of death