Hyperfixation Is My Passion

I reblog stuff that I like, so this place is a mess.

[theehorsepusssy]

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[iphigeniacomplex]

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[jame7t]

hey man it was wonderful to giggle with you tonight…

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[wasturbatress]

[raptorific]

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

[paperandpencilsandskips]

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

[lord-kitschener]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[grincholass]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[uss-emberprise]

[buggeeart]

Recent studies! Part 1?

Of things I desperately needed to study… Especially backgrounds…

[winampskinmuseum]

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[shimamitsu-moved]

ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right

[edgar-allan-possum]