chance kitbulls

tumblr tried to fucking snipe me so im here while my main is trapped in tumblr purgatory

[quiverclaw]

Damn Chase tumblr killed you too?

yep 😔

[quiverclaw]

okay i made a backup blog. it's @kitbulls2 ill be moving there if this whole thing doesn't get resolved. im gonna go ahead and refollow everyone on there just in case

[revolutionarykoolaid]

[longseasons]

me: uhm, cheesed to meet you?

her: can you please just sign the divorce papers

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

i’m really bored with my first name 

[75orchids]

your name is now crab78

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

[dominiqueramseyart]

Bones shatter fall apart and hit the floor, if it doesn’t thrill you it doesn’t matter anymore.

[quiverclaw]

hey hi i was wondering??? if you still know where to find that mega gross comic from the wlw author who was fetishizing trans men? i'm trying to give a friend of my some examples of like. Good talk abt trans men attractiveness vs gross. also sometimes i just like to be angry. thanks

im assuming you're talking about erika moen?

here it is. this shit fucked me up bad as a baby trans

[pirategf]

me: yes i know gay villains are a dangerous trope

me when villains are straight: this is boring. who cares

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rumman]

what’s one direction

[rumman]

oh cool thanks

[dizzydevious]

sentences that make you burst into tears

[lalalere]

i love that photoset of elsa and her mom because it clearly shows how the mom is literally just an elsa recolor

[lalalere]

[luischocolatier]

God forbid kids and their parents look alike, as if genetics were involved or something, ha

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Disney straight up copy past Elsa and her Mom face it just the same face. is not genetic is poor and bad character design

[wiz-witch]

Royal families tend to have smaller gene pools, so there’s a lot less variety

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

There is a big difference in look alike because they are blood related and just straight up copy the same face and do different colors for the hair

Again. Is poor character design

[cachorritx]

“it’s not bad character design it’s inbreeding”

[quiverclaw]

HELLO??

[pricelessreviews]

[witnotwitchcraft]

“small error” they killed a person

[curiooftheheart]

Damn I don’t remember that Diary of a Wimpy Kid book

[straycatj]

わわわわわわわわ

Awwwwwwwww

[newkidsonmycock31]

this cat is butt ugly why is he famous

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

i hope you adopt a pet chimpanzee and have many years of friendship with him before one day he attacks your face and permanently disfigures you

[newkidsonmycock31]

so that i become butt ugly like this cat?

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

i hope you end up on liveleak

[vriska-coded]

Hope an orangutan casts a spell on this guy and it’s one of those fucked up evil ones

[radmona]

dark orbs manifesting

[discheesed]

manifesting in his house

[muddaisy]

[you kill me but I clip through the floor so you can't loot my corpse as my final act of revenge]

[gotouda]

at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”

[gotouda]

same coworker today she was portioning mustard pickles and i said if i had an old italian man as a pet that would be the slop id put in his trough. and she didnt really like that one either