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Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

firewalkwithmedvd

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

#real

shovelwareyaoi

whydidisavethistomyphone

hypotheticalpeople

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

headspace-hotel

fairycosmos

love that the question does homosexuality exist in nature was such a big thing for a while like LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

fairycosmos

cockchafer …

selkiesparrow

Zoozve, my beloved

ktempestbradford

"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."

This is my favorite line.

rabbitrah

It is now called Zoozve :')

weepingwidar

Gérard Dubois (French, 1968) - Moby Dick (2023)

charlesoberonn

Dude, so I just watched all of ‘Skibidi Toilet’ on a whim, and there’s LORE. Like ‘Transformers’ level lore: the whole thing is about an alien invasion from those Skibidi creatures whose life support systems happen to resemble Earth toilets and who sing their national anthem while fighting, and once you get past that, it is a mecha anime, and a good mecha anime, with a revolving door of characters as the war goes on. Also humanity upgrades themselves with camera heads.

Like once you get past the first five minutes, it goes from ‘the hell is this’ to PEAK: I understand now why Michael Bay wants to make a film series out of it: it’s exactly his cup of tea. Like it goes from lasers and fire to just repeatedly knifing one of the Skibidis through the throat and eyes to kill them: I got chills.

I am too tired to get invested in Skibidi toilet lore.

clockoftheheart

thank you journalism

pronouncingitwang

[ID: 2 screenshots of interview text. The first reads

PLAYBOY: Do you ever get tired of talking about your friendship with Matt?

AFFLECK: I understand the questions. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, they're friends, they're pals, they grew up together, isn't it great and cute? I get all kinds of questions, like, "So how's Matt?" or "What's Matt like?" And I don't know what sort of answers are expected.

Instead of saying Matt's fine and he's doing his thing, I'II be like, "Well, let me tell you about Matt. Matt can give a blow job in a way that's incredible, really special." Most of the time it's like Entertainment Tonight, and they can't air it. But then sometimes you think you're safe, but someone writes it down and it ends up being taken out of context in Out magazine.

PLAYBOY: Does Matt ever get pissed off about that?

AFFLECK: Matt gets it. We have a similar sense of humor, which I think is the main reason we're compatible as friends and in terms of writing. He always thinks it's funny. It's just a question of the rest of them.

PLAYBOY: Let's see if you've learned your lesson: What is Matt Damon really like?

AFFLECK: [Laughs] He gives a really great blow job.

The second reads

PLAYBOY: In his 1999 Playboy Interview, Affleck jokingly said of you, "He gives a really great blow job." Care to return the compliment?

DAMON: I do give great head. I definitely give a better blow job than Ben. I mean, I'm not lucky enough to be able to blow myself, but if I could, I'd never leave the house.

/end ID]