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[stability]

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[t4utolog1c4l-deactivated2022051]

qukslvr:

b33otch:

b33otch:

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@qukslvr

bro h3lp

i go rly fst thrs a dfrnt guy who slos dwn tm phscs wrk dfrntly

th4nkz b4s3d qukslvr

[qukslvr]

np

[t4utolog1c4l-deactivated2022051]

how do3s qu1cks1lv3r know wh3th3r h3z r34lly f4st or just slow1ng t1m3

[t4utolog1c4l-deactivated2022051]

w41t 1 follow on3

@qukslvr

bro h3lp

[qukslvr]

i go rly fst thrs a dfrnt guy who slos dwn tm phscs wrk dfrntly

[t4utolog1c4l-deactivated2022051]

n1c3

[notagiraffe]

I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower

[star-anise]

Ancient battle-scarred feral cat meets tiny kittens

[ichorandpride]

IM NOT CRYRYING YOURE CRYINS H USHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!

[babyanimalgifs]

[justjibs]

@pig-demon

[pig-demon]

god bless

[mousefeets-blog]

god, EVERY YEAR one of the local churches puts up a big sign that says “HE IS RISEN”, and EVERY YEAR whenever I see it I just think “OH HE IS, IS HE??? WELL IF HE IS RISEN THEN HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED AT MY SEDER, LEAVENED MESSIAHS ARE NOT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER!!!”

I also post about this on my blog every year but

that’s okay

because

IT’S OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS

EVERY

YEAR

[minim-calibre]

Can’t. Breathe. Laughing. Too. Hard.

[lauraannegilman]

Coffee. On keyboard.  DAMNIT. *wheezing hysterics*

[4gifs]

[tayl0rw3st]

This is still my favourite gif ever.

Dying

[sprectum-deactivated20140324]

He looks petrified

[springfieldusa]

[viralthings]

Before and after I sign good boy to my deaf dog

[feywandererart]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

One of my history professors is this scarily intense German guy, and today we were talking about the peer reviewing process and how vicious some academics can get, so I casually asked him what the worst review he’d ever received was.

He became very stony-faced, looked off into the distance and said, completely deadpan and in his thick accent:

“It does not matter. They are dead now.”

I think my professor has killed a man.

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Goals

[yodiscrepo]

[electrikenite-deactivated201506]

Omg chill

[captain-ryugazaki-deactivated20]

this is some airbending shit right here

[bloody-men-with-blue-eyes]

what just happened

[badtthew]

y'all will reblog any man with body hair

[frutigerawoo]

[overdurivo]

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

[notanotherreyloblog]

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

[soloontherocks]

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

[ghostymcspooky-blog]

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

[roachpatrol]

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 

kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.

palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino

‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 

‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.

[acoolguy]

your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet: