the job is to beat me. not to survive me

isabel || they/he || 27 i really like stories and narratives and talking about them billy

[valtsv]

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

[valtsv]

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

[actuallyspeed]

hello fellow wrestling fans u should all celebrate pride w me by listening to the first ep of THE PATRON SAINTS OF SICK SONS OF BITCHES the new podcast by two ppl who write/talk abt wrestling in ways i enjoy a lot and also who i like very much as people. ok thank u for your time

[actuallyspeed]

watching wrestlers talk abt wrestling in shoots is so so crazy every time

[omtai]

scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

[eightertrek]

@actuallyspeed !!!!!!!!

[maxwelljacobfriedman]

-let’s start this inaugural column by taking a close look at my two most favorite people in the entire world—Raven and myself!!!

Raven and I, despite what people may think, are really the best of friends. He lets me hang out and sometimes he’s even there with me! He is the coolest guy I’ve ever met in my life. Raven loves me, too. I know he does. So what if once in a while he, to quote him, “wakes me the hell up with a backhand or two”? He cares, that’s all. Don’t misunderstand me, I’m not implying that I deserve to be slapped or even spit on. Personally, i think I’m way too cool to be treated like that and, if it was ANYONE else, I would Steviekick their jaw clean off their face. Raven, though, is different. He is the only cat that’s cooler than Stevie. So, in my opinion, he is entitled to a little “cool cushion.”

–WCW Magazine

[actuallyspeed]

he called himself stevie...

[actuallyspeed]

i love when small wrestler jumps into big wrestler's arms after a win

[jesterlesbian]

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

[guiltfactory]

i would like if something horrible and invasive was happening to him and his boundaries were violated and he was uncomfortable and scared

[actuallyspeed]

i like ecwposting in the vpr server but whenever raven and stevie show up i have to stop bc the things i want to say are not appropriate in that venue

[actuallyspeed]

joey called them 'the dudley brothers' but guess who's HEREEEE

[hellish-daddi]

[actuallyspeed]

i love ecw

[actuallyspeed]

ecw is so silly

[actuallyspeed]

persephone has a very nice voice

[actuallyspeed]

genuinely would much prefer tayjay tag champs

[actuallyspeed]

tayjay first aew women's hardcore tag title champs

[actuallyspeed]

genuinely would much prefer tayjay tag champs