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Barty, reading Regulus's diary: Wow, Reg, you sure do mention Potter an awful lot
Regulus: Hmmm, Barty, I wonder why
Regulus: Maybe it's because we're DATING
Barty, shaking his head and still reading: No, that's not it. Reg, do you have a crushhh?
Regulus: You idiot
Barty, yelling: Pandora, Evan, Dorcas, our evil and cold-hearted Reggie has a crush on POTTER
Pandora, Evan, Dorcas: Are you being serious rn
Sirius, from out of literally nowhere: No I'M Sirius
Getting into the Marauders fandom was the best and worst thing I have ever done
Platonic Moonwater will forever be amazing bc just imagine Regulus going on and on about James and Remus going on and on about Sirius in a quiet spot in the library while James and Sirius secretly watch them from underneath the invisibility cloak like: LET'S GOOO
Which Ship?
Wolfstar
Starchaser
James will forever be the main Wolfstar shipper but Lily is a close second bc just imagine Remus venting about Sirius to Lily and her immediately being like: Rem, I love you but you're obviously gay as fuck for him
Evan: Crushes are so stupid
Barty: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I act stupid
Evan: You're always acting stupid tho
Barty: Don't think too hard about that
Pandora: Reg, what's your favorite time of day?
Barty: Obviously it's nighttime so Reg can see his precious stars
Regulus: Sunrise or sunset. Preferably sunrise
Barty: Who are you and what have you done with Regulus Black?
Regulus: I am a man in love
Regulus: If you tell anyone I will cut off your tongue in your sleep
Luna: I know you fancy Draco, Harry
Harry, sputtering: Wha-Luna! Shhh! How do you know that?
Harry: Did the nargles tell you?
Luna, smirking: No. I heard you pacing in the library saying "Draco Potter or Harry Malfoy? Ughh how about just Harry Potter-Malfoy"
Draco, from out of nowhere: Draco Potter sounds good if I do say so myself
Idk how Remus did it. If Sirius mf Black called me "Moony" "Moons" "Moonbeam" "Moonshine" I would fold instantly
Idc if he's my friend and has no idea I'm gay as hell- I'd be snogging him senseless
*Eighth year at Hogwarts be like*
Draco: So, Potter, to a year of not hexing one another's arses off?
Harry: Sure, Malfoy. I wouldn't want to deprive you of your best asset
Draco: What
Harry, sweating nervously: What
*Draco, looks at his ringing phone with the word DADDY flashing across the screen*
Draco, picking up the phone: Hello, Potter
Pansy: ....
Blaise: ....
Theo: ....
Crabbe from Hell: ....
Goyle: ....
Draco: My father is in Azkaban. He does not have a phone
Draco: Honestly, grow a brain you idiots
Blaise: Draco has a cruuush
Draco: Shut up, Blaise
Pansy: Ohhh who is it?
Blaise: I'll give you a hint: his name starts with a P
Draco: Oh, honestly, Blaise, do grow up
Pansy: Is it Potter?
Pansy: It's Potter, right?
Draco, blushing: Obviously, Pansy
Harry, from under his invisibility cloak: WTF MALFOY WDYM WTF
Harry: Oh btw I like you too
Harry: BUT WTF
Hermione: Harry, Malfoy was talking about you earlier
Harry: He was?
Ron: What did he say?
Hermione: I don't know. It was weird. Something about telling Harry that the grass is shiny and green like emeralds
Harry, blushing: Oh ok
Ron: Mate, why are you blushing?
Hermione, sighing: Is this like some code for how you two compliment each other? Comparing one another to GRASS?
Draco: Pansy, I think I might be gay
Pansy, sarcastically: Woah, Draco, are you serious? I'm shocked
Draco: This is serious! My father cannot hear of this!
Pansy: I think he might already know
Draco: Did you tell him?!
Pansy: Draco, darling, all of your letters to Lucius start with 'Father, guess what Potter did today?' or 'Potter's hair looks he's just been fucked! Who would want to fuck HIM? Not me!' I think he knows by now
Draco, fainting like a rich gay wizard: Merlin's hairy balls
Remus: Sirius, you're hugging me
Sirius: It's an accident
Remus, flipping the page in his book: Sirius, you're still hugging me
Sirius: And it's STILL an accident
Harry: MERLIN MALFOY I HATE YOU
Draco: I HATE YOU MORE POTTAH
Harry: Let's go, you prick! Slughorn gave us detention because of YOU
Draco, huffing and following angrily: I will KILL you Pottah
Ron: Hermione, I have to go and save Harry
Hermione, reading: Don't do it, Ron
Ron: He's our friend, Hermione! Harry's my best mate. I need to go save him.
Hermione: I warned you.
Ron, walks away towards where Harry and Draco went: Harry, I'll save you-AHHHHH
Ron: Hermione, they're SHAGGING
Hermione, flips the page: No, Ronald, really?
*Harry & Draco fighting in the Great Hall*
Pansy, smiling: Awww, Draco's flirting
Blaise: He's literally shoving Potter against the wall
Pansy: Wait for it...
Pansy: 5...4...3...2...1
Blaise: WHY ARE THEY SNOGGING?
Pansy, smirking: I told you