so I did this, small tiny twins duo; techno, who smiles lots and phil who babysits them :)
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Cutest shit I've ever seen
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so I did this, small tiny twins duo; techno, who smiles lots and phil who babysits them :)
Part 1
Cutest shit I've ever seen
i Definitely donāt post here enough so hereās a spongebob thing for my internship loll
sometimes you want to be a cute demon girl with horns and fangs and heart shaped pupils and thatās okay
here is a star for everyone whoās not feeling their best today (š)
āWell, I doubt the god from space has to take an ibuprofen after a fightā
bonus:
I'm trying to find fanfic about the swedes but it's hard. Do you have any fanfic to recommend? P.s. I love your fanfic so much! ā¤
šThank you anon!š
It isĀ hard to find Swedes fics! There arenāt many, unfortunately, which was the driving force for me writing my own
My general advice for searching on AO3 would be to look under the character tags for either Otto or Oscar (Axel is used in a lot of other UA fics)
In no particular order some of my favorites are (Iām gonna tag the creators):
Iām giving up so just catch me by @jossambird*
Something Good by @itsminorine*
Aftermath by 4ever_Rewritten @snippychicke*
Reversed by @royalydamned
To Watch The World Burn by @amoradastra*
Commissioning color by SleepiSaurus
The Same Rainbowās End by TheArgentMoon
*also has swedes oneshots/headcanons
There is also one on fanfiction.net thatās called Escort (full disclosure I havenāt read most of it because it was too raunchy for me, but the premise is veryĀ good)
Me and a few others mentioned above also do take short fic/headcanon requests (Iām still working through a few, got delayed for personal reasons) so check their tumblrs!
Iām sure Iāve missed some, these are just what came to mind first. If anyone wants to plug their own fic feel free!
hey what is buzzfeed unsolved about?
Odd endearments
otto (tua) x original female character
Summary: Otto doesnāt quite know what to make of Smalls and her odd endearments.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
basically ofc calling otto some fun names such as beefcake in a friendly and flirty manner, I canāt quite remember who i first saw call Otto beefcake but if I find out who, this was their fault really :]
Hope you enjoy!
St. Vitus Cathedral, Prague, photo by eedberget
I need the gay beronica subtext please, itās for science. The science of entertainment.
This image - and this image only - could sway me that Otto is the big brother
Show Me What Itās Like
Pairing: Din Djarin x F!Reader Words: 3.1K Rating: Explicit. 18+ Request: Din asks you to peg him Warnings: Pegging. Oral Sex (fem receiving). Dirty ass smut obviously. A/N: Struggled with this one so Iām yeeting it into the universe to find a new home.
Din kisses you messily, his hand bunched in your hair as he presses you rough against him. His tongue is greedy - his usual unbendable control has gradually vanished with every passing hour spent in this bedroom. Itās decorated elegantly - stone floors and engraved columns and space-blue curtains that block out the pale crawl of the sun or the lingering stares of the city. The subtle burn of incense - the woodsy sweep of smoke and scented oil. The large bed that is miles and miles away from their narrow sleeping arrangements on the Crest.
Theyāre on vacation - a brief respite from all the hunting. Din had suggested it, even paid for it in full with his own credits.
āItāll be nice, pretty,ā he murmured, as he kneaded your shoulders, rubbing at the bruise youād gotten from a desperate bounty. āItāll be - I donāt know - a break?ā
āA vacation?ā
āYeah - that.ā
āWhen have you ever taken a vacation?ā
āNever,ā he shrugged as he pressed his mouth to the nape of your neck. āBut - Iād like to take one with you.ā
Keep reading
And that's that on that.
Apparently I wasn't done š¤
These are FABULOUS, OP, but can I suggest one to the riff of "QUEERNESS IS NOT DEFINED BY THE AMOUNT PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED"?
Thanks! Here you go š„°
Some other additions:
Inspired by @unicorn-in-the-library:
And because @surfs-up-roxy wanted an ace one:
I didn't want to make the message ace-specific because I wanted to make a point of how all of the above include aspec people, but I tried to use an ace colour palette for the background :) I also think the message applies especially (even if not exclusively) to the ace community!
Hope you like these š„°
@rockmarina possibly āall labels were made up at one point, stop being an assā?
I played around with the concept a bit, I hope you like it anyway!
I feel like this also needs to be said:
holly you scruffy lookIN CLONE FUCKER
David Harvey's got you covered
For real though, David Harvey is the man when it comes to Marxās Capital, heās been reading and teaching about it for decades and I highly recommend checking him out. Heās got free classes on youtube and all, itās great and really accessible if you donāt know much about economics or theory.
https://www.youtube.com/user/readingcapital
Not sure whether itās still open or it hasnāt updated for me yet but ndhvdd if possible, can I possibly request a Techno x Reader writing where the Reader wants to cuddle with him, but they have no Idea how to express it so they just..get extremely fidgety?:,> Preferably in a SMP like AU because c o l d = very fluff moments but I donāt mind either way :,33
Iām sorry for requesting Techno but heās such a comfort Streamer and I just aaaA-
Also you donāt have to do it, ya know, since I get if not and itās 100% valid aldbs
~Hiraš, who still canāt fall asleep because I just saw a Spider qjebdb
No Harm In A Hug (Technoblade x Reader)
Okay I can get behind more smp au, I don't wanna do it all the time, but this is nice. Techno is also a comfort streamer of mine.
This was such a cute request š„ŗ I hope you guys get the callback I put in there.
It had started early on in your friendship. You had been friends for around four months and you were becoming more comfortable with each other. You loved being more comfortable with each other, it meant the all the awkwardness of a new friendship had finally washed away and you guys could actually get to know each other deeper than just surface level.
You knew it was too early in the friendship to get close to him physically. I mean, he didn't outwardly show friendship normally. Only in the small things, like killing a skeleton before you had to, sniping it from miles away.
He noticed it then too, how you would fidget. It didn't mean much to him, as he passed it off as nervousness or just a general tendency to appear fidgety. He understood of course, he had adhd so who was he to really judge.
A couple of months later, you were still facing the same issue. It was more of a need to be generally close to him now, though. You found yourself wanting to hold his hand and hug him when arriving and leaving a place. And when it slipped out to one of his brothers, they assured you it would be fine. They weren't necessarily affectionate as brothers, but they knew he wouldn't mind a single bit, especially because you two were already close friends.
Once you had even found yourself reaching for his hand. You hadn't a clue where that urge came from. Your feelings for him were complicated, but you never even thought about holding his hand. All you knew is how nervous you were to touch him, you wanted to so badly.
And then the war came. Wilbur and Tommy asked him to join them in pogtopia, and he couldn't deny them and their desire to bring down Schlatt as president. There would be no time for indulging you in your quest for affection. Especially not initiating it for the first time ever.
You'd come to visit him though. You'd sit around when he'd plant potatoes, or even following him, hoping to gain the smallest understanding of what he was doing or why. They had plenty of food in pogtopia, so why did they need such a massive potato farm? You also had no idea why he love farming potatoes so much, but you still supported him, even if you didn't understand this hyperfixation of his. Those days were normally calm.
There were other calm days as well, but only for Techno. He'd ask you to spar sometimes, usually when Wilbur and Tommy were out, so there was nobody that he had been explicitly asked to train around his temporary home. Sparring wasn't intrinsically calm, but he found it calming in a specific way since it wasn't the same as being in the heat of a normal battle or war.
It wasn't so calm for you. Sure, it was always nice to get a bit of practice in, you had a habit of getting rusty and he had a way of relieving it pretty easily. But the fact that you guys were so close in proximity, so close that at times you could feel each others breath reflecting off the others skin, bothered you to no end.
When he pinned you to the ground in victory, you wanted nothing more than to pull him down with you and watch the clouds for the rest of the day, rather than go round for another fight. You wanted to feel how warm he would make you from just existing next you. You were sure he'd be very warm.
He could see at that point the small twitches your hand would make towards his. He noticed when you would inch towards him, even in scenarios when you weren't being threatened by another member of the SMP or L'manburg. He wondered what was stopping you from being affectionate with him. He may not have been the type to show love that way, but it didn't mean he didn't welcome it with open arms. There was no harm in a hug.
When the war finally came, you were worried about him, as most friends would be when their best friend's life was on the line. He tried everything to assure you that Technoblade never dies, but none of his assurance helped to ease the worry in your heart. It was the day he went to war that you realized you loved him as more than your best friend.
You watched from the hills as he fought. You were on neutral grounds as far as everyone else was concerned, so you had to stay that way, no matter how much you wanted to fight next to Techno. He educated you on his plans the night before though. He didn't want you anywhere near the fight, as he knew you would already have to run if the chance to spawn the withers did arise as he thought it might.
When it was over, he found people rummaging through his base. It was to be expected to be respected so little by the people he had so-called betrayed. You knew your time with him was most likely over when he told you he'd be moving away so that he could enter retirement and be free from his violent lifestyle. It pained you knowing that your friendship would be severed in half and you would never even have the chance to dwell on your feelings for him again.
Until he asked you to run away with him. He didn't want to leave his best friend, he told you. Those words stung a little, but his intentions still excited you. He knew you remained neutral. You'd be considered part of the badlands if you had lived anywhere other than the main part of the smp. There was nothing there for you other than more war and hardships.
Maybe if you could just get him alone, spend all of your time with him, you'd finally be able to touch him. You'd finally work up the courage to take his hand in yours, or hug him in excitement, or just confess your feelings to him.
You confessed your feelings to him when you built your house together. It was so cold outside, but you worked through it anyway. It wasn't originally supposed to be your house together anyway, at least to you. You were supposed to build your own after you were done with his.
But it just kind of slipped out of you. He mentioned how well your house was coming together, and you replied about how you hoped yours would look just as good. But that confused him. He thought that you'd share it.
When you tried to explain to him that you really couldn't live in the same house as him, it confused him further. Why not? So he asked, and when you spilled out, "because then you'd find out how many feelings I have for you," you hadn't thought that your brain would not keep that little tidbit of information to itself.
And it surprised you when he walked over, crouched down, and patted your head. He wanted you to know that he felt the same. He wanted you to be as close as you had been trying to be.
Living together became something you cherished a lot, but you still didn't physically touch each other as much as you wanted to. Yea, he'd hold your hand when making a harder trek, trying to keep you going. Or he'd put his hand on yours when you sat next to the fire on a particularly cold night. But it wasn't enough, and you still couldn't bring yourself to take it farther than that.
Techno knew, but he waited for you to make a move first. You'd do it in your own time, when you were ready to. But as time moved on, he realized that that was simply not true. You were fighting yourself on it and he would have to step in.
When you walked in the door after making your way to the lake to fish for the night's dinner, his plan was already set in mind. You headed down stairs to separate the other things you fished up into chests and he took a deep breath. It wouldn't be as hard for him to do it as it was for you, but it still wasn't something you two did often.
You emerged in a comfier set of clothes and moved to sit down next to the fire. Mid-crouch, he grabbed your hand and yoinked you down to fall directly into him. You hit his chest with an 'oomph' and he wrapped his arms securely around you.
Your face flushed from his actions, rather than the sudden heat of the fire. Though, it certainly contributed. He hummed, content.
You buried your face into his chest further and gripped his shirt, this was exactly what you wanted. You finally had exactly what you were looking for and you definitely wanted more of it in the future.
Techno knew he'd have to do this a few more times before you'd do it yourself, but if that's what he had to do to make you comfortable, he'd do it every day of the week and every second of every day.
for dirty jazz pretty princess headcannons.....
i'm just thinking about little sweet gifts from mobBoss Boba to show he cares, making sure you get home safe and having your security updated so you're all safe, your favourite flowers left for you, maybe your favourite coffee is no longer being supplied at your grocery store and he just gives you one of those industrial box size of it.
but also he has a thing for saying 'my good girl/ you're my good girl aren't you?' during sex I don;t make the rules š¤·āāļø
Oh fuck yes anon you are on my level also sorry this is late i have been so stressed recently
Boba treats you like the princess you really are
He drives you home every night and makes you text him once you are safely inside your dorm
If security devices were allowed on campus, he'd have things installed for you, (Leia didn't like it all that much but you could only shrug. When your mob boss bf wants something, he usually gets it.)
He showers you with gifts
Dresses, jewelry, the newest game for your switch (which is also like a gift to your whole dorm)
If you say you like something, be prepared to receive it either at your next shift at Twin Suns, or the next time you're at Fett Mansion.
And if something runs out of stock somewhere, and it's something you like (cereal brand, chocolate, ice cream flavor, what have you,) he will not only "ask" the store owner to pick that brand up again, he will also buy the industrial boxes of it and store it at the mansion for you to pick up when you need it.
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