Lil Simp Bin

This is my secret side account for mcyt fanfic and headcannons. I am more than willing to take anything down :)

[im-a-lil-simp]

Inbox closed, I've moved on with bigger things. Hopefully I can be active again in the future, but as of right now this is my archive of stories Masterlist Rules Anons

[im-a-lil-simp]

I feel kinda bad for my in and out with writing. I just kinda leave for long periods and then write every day for a couple of weeks and leave again. And I come on here almost everyday and just see more notes sitting in my inbox because of the sheer amount of fics I have. Thank you guys. I'm glad I have all 900 of you but I don't deserve you all <3

[im-a-lil-simp]

I will never get tired of describing the way Techno looks when you first meet him. He is heavenly

[im-a-lil-simp]

Hello I do not know what to write about my head has been emptied pls help

[im-a-lil-simp]

Goat nuzzles. Jschlatt cuddles. Gentle nom on shoulders. 📍nonny

SHDHSHGSGSG YOU'RE ENABLING ME

I love this idea.

You both had been running errands until late afternoon when the sun was starting to get low in the sky. Your feet had started to hurt.

So when you got home, the couch was calling your name and you sprawled across it.

Even if Schlatt was bigger than you, it didn't prevent him from smothering you where you layed.

He snuggled his face into your chest, rubbing back and forth as if he couldn't get comfortable.

It was a sweet memo of his goat-like nature and you found it endearing.

On another note, sometimes when you cuddle like that, you can look down to just find him slowly munching on your shirt.

While it was a little cute, it was mostly weird and you didn't like getting up from your spot with a wet shirt.

But you still loved your weirdo and his cuddly, nuzzly, self.

[im-a-lil-simp]

Guys I am so sorry but my head is filled with Jschlatt brainrot right now. Like. I can only think of domesticness right now. And also him having a soft spot for you. Just like, pure fluff and also hurt/comfort. It's been buzzing around in there all week please help

[im-a-lil-simp]

Come get yalls juice

You and Techno made the trek to snowchester one evening. While Techno was still weary of it, it wasn't an explicit government as of yet. Ranboo had invited you both for dinner, a family dinner of sorts. None of you were actually related, but that didn't really matter anymore, as long as you were together.

Techno wasn't as excited, but you could tell that he did like Michael. The little look in his eyes when Michael would run up to his arms and grunt softly. Techno might have been a large and brutish man, but his soft spot for the young piglin warmed your heart.

The whole night, he was holding Michael, either on his waist or in his lap, etc. He was protective and soft and you could get used to seeing him this way.

On your way home, you pulled him close. His hand wrapped yours and you walked side-by-side in the snow. You teased him a bit too, about how he'd gone weak. He snuffed and told you to shove off, but you didn't stop.

"I don't know. Maybe we could get our own little piglin. You'd make a good dad," and you smiled to yourself.

(DOMESTIC DAD TECHNO DOMESTIC DAD TECHNO ADOPT A CHILD PLS)

[im-a-lil-simp]

We all know Schlatt's horns have to be sensitive right?

Just imagine laying on the couch, snuggled uo together and enjoying every second. He's about half asleep and you bring your hands up to his horns and start thumbing back and forth aimlessly. All you would hear or get was readjusting his snuggle and probably some low purrs.

Or you're out somewhere, the night is dying down, and you're just slumped against each other, not feeling like heading home yet. You stand up and lean his head against yours and softly start running your hands over the rough and smooth edges.

You guys have so much Schlatt angst please I need domestic Schlatt.

[im-a-lil-simp]

Bro what about Techno falling in love with a water deity (maybe foolish's sibling because gods?) and eventually they have to leave because gods aren't meant to be with mortals romantically? I crave angst

So I didn't make them Foolish's sibling cause I just wasn't sure how I would incorporate it, but say it with me, Techno makes any couple a power couple.

He watched you emerge from the water one day, dry as the sun in June. Many things in his life were normal, but this certainly was not.

But he lost your trail. After you disappeared from his eyesight, you were gone.

And it wasn't until Phil brought you to the cabin one day, that he realized the old immortal had made other friends in high places.

He had no idea what being a water deity actually entailed, but every time he tried to listen, he was just captivated with the rest of you.

And as time went on, he fell in love. And so did you.

Your touches would last too long or you'd get a little too close.

But when he finally gathered the courage to make things official, you had cast your expression downward.

You looked up at him after a little, taking his face in your hands and holding your head against his.

You both knew what this meant. You both knew you couldn't be together.

Hot wet tears streamed down his face and he begged you to stay there with him.

It took you aback slightly. He was never a cryer.

And when you finally left, trailing Phil into the forest after your job had been fulfilled, you couldn't help but look behind you at the man watching your departure.

[im-a-lil-simp]

WHY DOES THE TECHNO ONE HAVE MORE NOTES THAN THE CUTE ASS ERET ONE I POSTED THE TECHNO ONE LATER YOU GUYS ARE NOT OKAY

[im-a-lil-simp]

I-

Are you guys okay?

Cause based on the number of notes that last one got in an hour and the state of my inbox, I truly do not think so.

Also, to the person who sent a tommy thought, very good take, but I don't publish content of the minors on here, not even platonically. I personally don't have a problem with it as long as there's no nsfw, but it just feels weird to me to put it on my page, so I hope you understand.

<3 love you guys :D

[im-a-lil-simp]

Also! I am putting those thoughts/imagine type things in the masterlist under their own little section! So you can always go back and read them if you like!

[im-a-lil-simp]

You wanna know what kind of trope I like??? That needs more love???? Yandere Technoblade and/or Philza falling in love with an evil dictator president. Enough with the innocent reader, make them so voilent that they manage to even catch the bloodgods eye and make him obsess over them. It's also an internal battle, they offer Tech and Phil all the power they could want by ruling along side them in the nation, but is it really worth it? Giving up their beliefs for the love of their lives?

Okay okay okay. I really don't like yandere fics all that much cause they aren't really my cup of tea, but this right here is good. I like that.

We already know Techno has so many internal struggles with himself, with the voices and with trying to go into retirement and trying to form a way to stop governments. But when he sees you replace Schlatt in terms of powerfull dictators, he can't help but fall in love. I mean, you look amazing for starters, you fit a suit amazingly well. But also the powerful stance you seem to take, the one where you can render a room silent with a single look, it sends shivers down his spine.

And from that point on, he kind of starts stalking you. He wants to see what that head of yours can do. What that power of yours is used for. And he quickly finds out. Day after day and night after night of sneaking into L'Manburg, only to see you giving executive orders to kill traitors on sight. It gave him a rush, knowing you'd use your power to try to kill him. He knew it wouldn't happen, but the risk still made his blood pump harder.

And one evening when a member caught him sneaking alongside the building, you and your guards were called over and you had come to find out that it was a normal past time of his, as he told you with weapons aimed at his head and forced down to his knees. So you indulged, and asked him if he'd rule beside you, with all the power, wealth, and love that he could want. Hell, he could even bring his best friend if he desired.

He was obsessed with you, but the voices yelled at him, arguing back and forth. What to do.

[im-a-lil-simp]

Friendly reminder! You can send in your little thoughts and headcannons and I can elaborate on them! They won't usually be full fics but it's something I've been wanting to do :D

[im-a-lil-simp]

Okay but like, c!Eret sending a suit to the reader's room (regardless of gender) so that the both of you could match with monochromatic accessories and walking out in the moonlight after a ball, when everything has calmed down and the remainder of the guests are quieting down and sitting while their carriages arrive. They take you down a stepping stone path to a balcony that looks over a cliff to part of the land they rule over. They take your chin between they're fingers and tilt you up to look at them and just smile down at you, leaning over to kiss you gently, slipping their crown onto your head, keeping your lips close and whispering to you about how one day they'll make you rule next to them and how amazing you'll look in regal attire.

[im-a-lil-simp]

WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS DJSJFJEJJFHSHSHSH

[im-a-lil-simp]

have i only read one of your works? yes. am i still here to say that you are the best writer ive ever seen and omg i love you so much jesus fucking christ? also yes. ✨💕💖💗💕💗💖✨💙💖💖💕💗💖💖💙💖💙💖💛✨💛✨💛💖💗💙💗💕💗💕💗💕

Oml thank you so much! This is quite literally the biggest and most detailed fic I have written. I almost wanna apologize for my other ones lmao