Arson

lol imagine using Tumblr in 2021 🤣😂🤣

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goshiten good goshiten great

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This is not the first time I got tired of posting content and became a incorrect quote account and honestly this probably won't be the last. Maybe if I have time tomorrow I'll fill up my queue for the harsh winter.

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It's no longer May but here's the Mermaid Goshiki I made like 3 days ago

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Shirabu: People don’t dye their hair red unless they has psychological problems.

Tendou, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

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Kuroo: So, why did you dump him?

Mika: Actually, Daishou broke up with me.

Kuroo: Oh. And how did you celebrate?

Daishou, who’s been standing next to them the whole time: Do you ever take a day off?

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Kogane: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Moniwa: Okay.

Kogane: And make out during the scary parts.

Moniwa: Th-

Moniwa: The scary parts?

Moniwa: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl???

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Goshiki: When we were a kid, Tendou told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Semi: They are.

Goshiki: FOR REAL?

Semi: Why would you believe in this again?

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Goshiki, running in with a scraped knee: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late.

Semi: What happened?

Goshiki: Oh, I just-

Tendou: Who did this!?

Goshiki: N-no one-

Semi: WHO DO WE HAVE TO KILL?!

Goshiki: NO!!!

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Semi: So, your plan is to live the rest of your life being scared of Shirabu?

Goshiki: Well, that’s not my only plan!

Goshiki: Someday I’d like to plant a vegetable garden.

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Daishou: So we’ve gotten to the point in quarantine where my girlfriend comes home and says, “darling”-

Daishou, pointing at a creepy looking statue on the table: “I brought home a potentially cursed item”!

Mika: The keyword is “potentially”!

Daishou: The keyword is “CURSED”!

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Kenma: Why don’t you go for it?

Kuroo: Cause he’s straight.

Kenma: How do you know?

Kuroo: Cause I’m so attracted to him.

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Akaashi: God nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight.

Fukunaga: So, a vampire?

Akaashi: I can confirm that I am not a vampire as I have blood.

Fukunaga: Is it your blood?

Akaashi: It is blood, yes.

Fukunaga: Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

Akaashi: It is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood.

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Atsumu, ugly crying: How can Shoyo not want me back? I’m so cool and hot. I’ve got it all!

Osamu: But that’s not the only things people care about!

Atsumu: WHAT ELSE IS THERE?

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Konoha: It's time to turn Fukurodani into a real business.

Bokuto: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Konoha: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

Akaashi: I handle our accounting.

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Lev: You know how you worry about me?

Shibayama: Yes?

Lev: Well, you have reason to!

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Yaku: I know Kuroo. He's SO annoying. He’s SO lucky he's tall and it makes up for it, otherwise I just wouldn’t want to fuck him.

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Semi: You’re jealous.

Shirabu: Jealous?

Semi: That’s why you were being so negative about this.

Shirabu: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.