r0astbeef

I'm the gay Bridget Jones and I'm here to show people that I still got it.

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[huffylemon]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[effemimaniac]

I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

[earhartsease]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You don’t know me

[chinchillasinunison]

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

[ruinedchildhood]

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[van1llaskys]

[goth-queen]

[my-dailydreams]

[barstoolblues]

truly there are only so many words

[purecherryvanilla]

i love this song so much

[stqrdxst-xx]