Bruce visits the farm to do a whole lot of nothing

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Bruce visits the farm to do a whole lot of nothing
I see enough posts of Jason going to college and missing his family, but here I am thinking about Bruce missing his baby (who is 6"5 250 pound heavy brick oven)
I'm imagining Bruce is going Through It™
Like he's trying. He's doing great. Bruce manages to keep a good normal composure when Jason is around, switching between college brochures and ranting about department programs.
Except when Jason is finally out of sight, Bruce is curling up on the floor in tears, ugly sobbing.
"ALFRED MY BABY IS GROWING UP"
"Your 'baby', sir, is a 23 year old with a criminal record"
"HE'S LITERALLY A BABY. HE CAN'T BE GOING OFF TO COLLEGE"
"You have said good bye to Master Damian already—"
"........I ALREADY SAID GOODBYE TO ONE BABY NOW IM SAYING GOODBYE TO ANOTHER!"
"They're in college, sir, not dead— Actually, no, that isn't a battle I'm fighting with you today."
Meanwhile Jason is a little miffed.
Something coiled around him whenever he watches Bruce act very detached and firm when Jason is around talking about how he'll be away from home more often and how he'll rarely have time for patrol or family anymore.
Jason made the mistake of wondering out loud "Maybe Bruce was playing the long game of getting rid of me..."
And Tim just... sends a 20 minute video of Bruce crying while hugging Tim because he's the closest of his children to him at the time
"TIM I MISS JASON"
"Dad, you have his phone number"
"BUT HE'S IN CAMPUS RIGHT NOW WHAT IF HE'LL THINK I'M OVERBEARING AND STOP CHASING HIS DREAMS"
"I promise you, Dad, Jason won't think that"
"🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"
"H-How did you say that out loud..."
The night shift bat boys are fighting in the cave after a mission gone wrong
Jason: You fucked it all up for us Timbit!
Dick: Ok let's ju-
Tim: I'm sorry! Some of us don't have a spleen and ne-
Damian: Oh cease the aria Drake! Why is it on us to adjust to your skill issue?! That happened years ago! You'd think you'd learn to adapt by now!
...
Tim:...my lack of spleen is a skill issue?!
Damian: Yes! If you just moved your spleen out of the way you wouldn't have lost it in the first place!
Tim:...move my spleen?
Damian: Yes! Why are you acting like you're not understanding my words? We all know you're not that dim!
Dick: I'm sorry Dami, you expect Tim to be able to move his spleen?!
Damian: Of course I do! Everyone in this room has had league or equivalent calibre training. We should all be capable of moving our internal organs.
Jason: You can move your internal organs?!
Damian: Yes, but that's not what we're discussing right now-
Dick: Fuck whatever we were talking about before! Explain whatever the fuck you mean you were trained to move your internal organs!
Jason 🐾
Guys I wanna do interactive story but it will take me forever. Please I already have too much notes open about it 😭😭.
(Ill probs start short story on tumblr just to get the hang of it and then do longer one on ao3 but for now. I need to lock in.)
co-parenting little dickie
Tim is so small Jason can bent him in half no matter how much Tim fight back.
That’s small thing under Jason? Yea that’s Tim.
yall gotta be nicer about m/f bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life
gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.
last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships
#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry
Summer superbat ig?
Bruce's helping his boyfriend with work on their shared vacation..
Ngl when I saw Batman summer skin in fortnite I went feral
Drew the batbros, you cant say I draw just Jason now :3
Fixing s4 ending 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Theo Hagan, a twenty-five year old, picked up a ringing phone at two in the morning and now he's an hour outside of town to pick up his drunk fifteen year old brother and his equally drunk friends.
He's tired. He wants to go to bed. He's a little pissed that none of these bozos had an actually plan on how they were going to get home when they decided to go to an out of town college party but..
This is a good deed.
This is a great deed because he'd prefer it his brother didn't die (so he can kill him himself) and because good things happen to those who do good things, right?
Wrong.
Theo just got sucker punched with, "You're like a dad to me."
"No," He says to the drunk teen in the passenger seat of his car. "No, Steve. No, I’m not."
"Yeah."
"No."
"You're my dad," Steve insists, slurs. Twists the knife in deeper and ages Theo twenty-five additional years. "Wish you were my dad."
"I’m your brother," Theo says because it's more or less true. "I’m like a brother to you. Not a dad."
"No," Steve shakes his head and then stops when the world shakes with it. "You're like - no, I mean. I wish you - I wish my dad was like. Was like you. I wish he was like you."
That was...better? Maybe. Not by much.
"Why?"
"You're nice to me," Steve says heartbreakingly simple. He takes a breath and then asks like every other overly emotional teenage drunk, "Do Tommy and Carol hate me?"
"No. If anything, they like you too much."
"They left me."
"They went into McDonalds to get us food before we drive an hour back home, remember?" He says, looking up to see where those idiots are and... "They're getting handsy. Great."
He lays on the horn.
Tommy and Carol stop kissing to laugh when Theo yells out the window, "Get in the car, assholes."
"Do you like me?"
"I love ya, kid," Theo says as Tommy yanks open the door to the backseat and spills in.
He reaches into the backseat to grab the food and to slap Tommy upside the head. He tells Steve, "You're my favorite."
deepsea serpent!Jay/coral reef mer!Dick fill for this month’s mermay prompt over at @jaydick-flashfic
Since you can never have enough loving father Bruce Wayne, here are the custody battles for Dick Grayson
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