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Playing Doom on a pregnancy tester.

why? because.

Bruh imagine you take your pregnancy test and it’s like yo there are demons inside of you… but it’s okay. It’s under control. It’s being handled.

jaubaius

A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever😭😂

tamamita

realpersonfacts

i love reading horror movie plot synopses on wikipedia and going hehe that sounds scary. i wont watch it

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ironpour

A post of the decade, this really changed the game

literally-jasmine

The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

furbearingbrick

you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*

lindsaychrist

cowboy

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

chilewithcarnage

ampervadasz

tokoshi-deactivated20191031

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

big-gay-mike

Is your therapist washing you?

honted

used her hand sanitizer

babyanimalgifs

When your dog has spent too much time with the rabbits

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Thinking about how the Russian word for “comrade” isn’t actually nearly as stilted and formal-sounding in the language itself and would be more accurately translated as companion/fellow/pal/partner (the whole point of it is that it’s a gender-neutral informal form of address that makes no distinction by gender or social class or profession), and how much that simple mistranslation turned viral has done to shape the perception of people living in Soviet times as these fanatical overly stilted communist caricatures

anyway, language and propaganda and all that

futureevilscientist

americans think it means soldier when it actually means friend

Whoop. There it is in one line.