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DEAR READER
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost

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it's almost that time of the year folks. grab yer knives
merry ides and happy stabbing!!
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fault - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 343 - NSFW but not explicit
"Listen," Sirius says, looking back and forth between Regulus and James like he still can't believe he's not having a very bad dream, "I'm not saying I'm mad-"
"You look mad," Regulus grumbles, but James elbows him lightly in the ribs.
"-I just don't get it!" Sirius finished, eyes wild. "I mean-don't you two hate each other?"
James ponders this from his spot on the bed next to Regulus, still holding the blanket safely over his bare abdomen. "I mean...no?" he says, looking over to Regulus, who looks like he's trying not to smile.
It's true that they argue. Regulus seems to find James irritating like no other, and James kind of likes to make that little frown appear on Regulus's face. He's not sure why.
"It's his fault," James murmurs petulantly, looking down and blushing a bit. But this is quite the wrong thing to say.
"My fault?" Regulus argues suddenly, turning toward him. "You kissed me!"
"Yeah, but you were yelling!" James retorts, not thinking about his words. "You were saying all sorts of mean things and I just- I just-"
"Kissed him?" Sirius supplies, looking like he can't work out whether to be disgusted or to laugh. "Mate, most people don't get worked up when someone yells, you know."
This only makes James blush more. "But he looks so pretty when he yells," he whispers longingly, pictures of ice-gray eyes and dark hair flying searing through his brain, knowing he's sealed his fate.
Regulus snorts and pinches James's thigh, making him gasp while Sirius makes a choking noise and takes several silent moments before taking a deep breath. "No- you know what? This makes a lot more sense than I thought. Ugh, just- use protection, alright? Gods..." And he leaves, still muttering as he walks out and shuts the door.
But as they are left alone, Regulus turns to James, a satisfied smirk set on his stunning features. "Pretty when I yell, huh?" he asks slyly, slowly moving to straddle James.
But James can't answer. His lips are too busy.
y’all you know you’re in deep in the marauders fandom when you can name draco malfoy’s grandparents and harry potter’s great-grandfather 😔✋
tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture
marine scientist: what’s your gender?
merperson: what’s a gender
marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?
merperson: i’m merfolk
marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?
merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?
It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.
Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that
Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)
Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*
Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK
OH MY GOD
So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.
That’s it. We figured out why everyone thinks merfolk are all women. Get a boat of fems out there and let’s see what they report.
perfect excuse to have EVEN MORE female pirates/sailors 😌
Disappointment
My wife has requested hurt/comfort jegulus, regulus comforting jamie, so here I am writing, because I would do anything for her (and also like let's be honest, it's not exactly a chore)
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"Fuck!" James exclaimed, throwing his Quidditch gloves against the wall of the Astronomy tower, almost making himself jump at the loud slapping sound they made.
Ten points. They had been ten points away from a win. Just one more time of getting the Quaffle through the goalpost, and they would've been champions.
"We're counting on you, James!"
"I've got ten galleons on you, Potter!"
"We need this win, James! Don't let us down!
The voices of people wishing him luck flowed quickly through his mind as he crumpled to the floor, head in his hands.
Don't let us down!
But he had. He'd let them down.
He could see the disappointment on his parents' faces, even as he saw them in the stands. He could sense Sirius's sadness as they hugged, both of their scarlet uniforms covered in sweat. He knew he'd fucked up. He'd disappointed them.
All he'd needed was one more goal.
The tears started falling as he replayed every aspect of the game, trying to think of when he could've scored. And there were so many mistakes he made. So many times he could've turned left instead of right, gone up instead of down. Merlin, it really was all his fault.
He didn't hear the footsteps approach until a hand rested on his shoulder.
"Jamie."
He would have known that voice anywhere. The voice of the only person he would ever let see him like this. The only person he wanted to see.
"I fucked up, Reggie," he mumbled, not even looking up.
"You're an idiot," Regulus replied, sliding down to sit with him.
Anyone who didn't know Regulus might have thought he was agreeing with James. But James knew him better. "Yeah?" he asked, chuckling through his tears. "Why am I an idiot this time?"
"Well first, those are dragonhide gloves," Regulus said disgustedly, gesturing to the gloves James had thrown.
James laughed again, wiping at his face.
"But second," Regulus said, softer now, "this isn't your fault."
"I'm the captain," James mumbled, resting his head against Regulus's shoulder, breathing in his comforting scent. "It was my job to-"
"It was your job to lead your team," Regulus interrupted, throwing James a stern look. "Did you lead your team?"
Silently, James nodded, knowing better than to argue.
"Exactly. McKinnon hit that Bludger so far it almost didn't come back! Smith scored from halfway down the Pitch! Sirius finally learned how to hold the damn bat! You led the best team in the damn league, James, and that's on you! And I'll kill you if you tell anyone I said you're the best, by the way," he added quickly as an afterthought.
"But we lost," James murmured, turning pink at the compliment.
"I caught the Snitch," Regulus shrugged, wrapping his green robes tighter over his body. "You lot may be the best team, but I'm the best Seeker."
James stared forward, allowing the words to sink in. "I should be happy for you," he whispered, guilt flooding through him all over again.
"As if I wouldn't have thrown a right fit if we'd lost," Regulus grinned, pressing a kiss to his head. I would've shut myself in my room and read poetry until you knocked down the door, like a right tit.
James snorted. "I...I feel like I let everyone down," he said, voicing the thought that ate at him. The thing that constantly made him worry.
"Well, did you let you down?" Regulus asked, grey eyes piercing through his misery. "Or did you try your hardest, and your talented, attractive, modest boyfriend just happened to beat your arse?"
Again he laughed. "Alright, point taken. I...I'm happy for you. I think."
"As you should be," Regulus laughed, but his tone was teasing.
James smiled, looking at Regulus with admiration.
"By the way," Regulus added softly, pressing another kiss to James's lips, "you didn't let anyone down. We love you for you, James. Not how many points you get in a stupid Quidditch Match."
cowboy!remus with a wolf bolo tie 😩😩😩
cowboy!remus would fs be a rodeo champion and I think he would compete in tie-down roping but would always make sure the calf is okay and no one can convince me otherwise
if you can’t handle my jokes that are probably offensive to christians, then I can’t 🙄✋
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sirius WOULD 😭
remus: why is the dorm a fucking disaster?!?
sirius: *shrugs* record players broken…
remus: what does that have to do with anything?!
sirius: *unbothered* no music, no cleaning
remus: *starts humming and picking things up*
sirius: *jumps up* oh i know that tune!! 🎶CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES!!!🎶 *immediately starts making his bed*
Isn’t this what you wanted?
I thought you wanted this,
My body sacrificed on your altar,
Your holy name the last thing I whisper before my eyes close,
I am yours, finally,
You are a god and I am your faithful devotee,
My love, my only,
My body bleeds for you,
Blood dripping over my skin,
I thought you wanted this.
I thought I was doing everything right,
Giving you my all, my free will is yours,
Where did I go wrong?
Why do you look at me with such pity?
My mother told me this is what men wanted,
But maybe you’re different.
Are you different?
Do you not want me like this, am I pathetic in your eyes?
Am I too skinny, too frail for you to love?
I’m stuck in the wrong body,
My hips are too wide, my chest too large,
Nothing is right.
I thought you would hate me when I told you,
I thought you would look at me with disgust,
The same way my parents did.
I thought you would turn away,
Wrinkle your nose,
Push me away,
But you didn’t.
You pulled me close, whispered in my ear,
Told me it was okay.
You make me feel safe,
You make me smile,
You make me laugh.
You make me feel like I’m not a monster anymore.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this fucking post is 10 YEARS OLD WTF
What
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I’ve seen this post in so many different places and it’s finally appeared on my dash !!
i started writing poetry! i might start posting some marauders inspired poetry on here but idk if it’s any good 😅
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send me ur fav lgbtq+ book recs!!!!
Silver-Lined Secrets - Aleksander Petit (mlm, implied trans love interest)
Sir Callie And The Champions of Helston - Esme Symes-Smith (nb mc)
Heartstopper - Alice Oseman (mlm, trans character, wlw side ship)
Bloom - Kevin Panetta (mlm)
Life of Melody - Mari Costa (mlm, found family?)
Six of Crows - Leigh Bardugo (bi character)
Ellen Outside The Lines - A.J. Sass (autistic sapphic mc, nb side character)
Hell Followed With Us - Andrew Joseph White (trans/gay mc, autistic gay love interest, trans women, lots of great rep, xe/xem user, etc)
If you love your fav soooooooo much, can you tell me the most flawed and complex thing about them????
regulus black always believes the worst in other people. he thinks that everyone is against him/out to get him for years. he also just assumes that people don’t like him + are judging him.