zatanna

it/she - sys - matching with @constant-ly-incrisis

[rabbit-outthehat]

welcome one and all !!

hello ! my name is zatanna, i’m a system alter, and i wanted to make my own little side blog so that i can talk on about whatever i like without clogging up our main one !!

i use it/she pronouns, and i’m 26 ! i’m in a relationship, and so will probably post about him every so often :]

i hope you all enjoy the show !!

[dead-in-dreams]

Headcanon John Constantine gets hit fucking heavy with food comas, like once he’s taken the last bite of a large meal? He’s dead to the world in the closest thing to a peaceful sleep as he can get. But not only getting a good, filling meal, but having a significant other who loves cooking? Making vegetables he used to hate likable, or having something for him to eat even while gone? He is all yours, but especially showing his gratitude after meals about to fall deep into a food coma.

Drowsy & grumbling praise about how delicious your cooking was as it’s hard to tell if he’s hugging you or using you as support to stay upright with his head resting on your shoulder. Yeah you’re not cleaning up anytime soon, you’re dragged to the nearest comfiest surface for him to sleep on, hogging you more than the covers for once through mumbled praise as he falls asleep in your embrace.

“What would I do without you luv?” He hums his eyes too tired to open.

“Starve.” You smirk brushing some crumbs off the corner of his lip.

“Bloody right I would…”

A/N: I show I love people through cooking for them…& I would love to give John delicious food considering how horrible his self care is.

[godsconscience42]

Reading Hellblazer and constantly having to correct my pronunciation in my mind now.

Oh is it John?! Is it?! Where was this when I started on hellblazers?!!

[milfzatannaz]

My boy johnstantine got hands down the worst tumblr treatment I have ever seen. He’s only talked about in the context of batfamily members, Danny phantom, and Raven. my boy survived the aids crisis and homelessness to be woobified for fucking cartoon characters. RIP king your trench coat drip was too strong your swag too great

[cholericanomaly]

hellweek, but missing 2 days (i got busy)

day 2 - ships

day 3 - mucus membrane (i cropped his hair out because it looked kinda bad)

day 4 - au (i gave him my job)

day 5 - horror (the shining)

day 6 - autumn

day 7 - free day (repost of a demonstantine redraw i did ages ago lol but i still like it !!)

[jesncin]

I LOVE UR RAY MONDE CONTENT!!!! This isn't much of a question I just gotta say it. Ray monde is so Darling especially when u draw him!

Thank youuu <3 (tosses more Ray Monde art into the world) I just want more people to appreciate other queer characters of Hellblazer but especially Ray, because he was there since the beginning essentially. But he gets barely any fan recognition :'( justice for this silver fox :(

also more smooches >:( Sergeant Bill and Ray Monde again because I'm attached to them.

[tolucalakke]

JOHNNN

[tolucalakke]

john constantine ilysm

alt version :p

[rabbit-outthehat]

it’s really funny being a john constantine fan also dating a john constantine fictive, because it’s really unclear whether i’m posting constantine content (constantent if you will) to be sappy over him or to fangirl about the character :3 life is good

[rabbit-outthehat]

we’re sick and it’s blocked my ear up and it’s pissing me off so badly right now because i can barely hear out of my right ear after 2 days of being stuck at home because of how sick we’ve been

[danoree-deactivated20251116]

constantine sketches

[liavvna-deactivated20260210]

lazy drawing in honor of me finally starting reading hellblazer stuff!!!!

[rabbit-outthehat]

i love waking up and being unable to get myself out of bed because of a mental block ! i love it so much ! /s

[rabbit-outthehat]

it’s missing people hours for me

[blilu0115]

Zatanna & Constantine 🪄

[zeetannas]

zatannic panic dropping in october….johnson could do the coolest thing and give her back the Zatannacycle ☹️

[serials1nner]

zatanna, aka the woman behind my most unholiest desires, the pieceTM