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SWHFTT | 2‼️‼️
Because SOMETHING needs a sequel.
New saga. No management. Worse stories. Worse graphics. Less effort. Still hiding from the Traveler.
1: Business ventures
Bonus panel
Proof that captain America would not be supportive of the current administration
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
Summer is playing video games with your friends in a dark living room.
🦁💏😤POV Disney Prince Lion El'Johnson judges your ship.
43 people looked at Lion boy here and clicked immediatly what this pose was a reference to, so I was forced to color him in a 2D animation style, WHAT IS SOMEHOW HARDER THAN MY USUAL STYLE, but I think it looks great, so thank you!
Drawing short hair lion feels so weeeeeird—
We have Guilliman and Yvraine (based on idiotoftheeast 's masterpiece, but slightly diferent Because I cannot draw Yvraine as cute as he does), Celestine and her Grey Fox mommy, The Geriatric Skeleons, Ephrael and Kyganil, and Magnus The Red doing Nothing Wrong.
Also Now I remember WHY I don't draw these Men in armour.
As Always, these are a bunch of digital drawings done on Ibispaint, 4000x3000 The big One I had to cut, and The usual 2625x3500 the smaller Ones, and JoyToys are Always The best references. IF ONLY VULKAN WOULD GET ONE
Holy cow my writing prompt got made! Thats incredible, and now I can only imagine how the other primarchs reaction to hearing that oh yeah you know that guy who's technically not your brother but looks like him from another universe? Yeah he's marrying your dad, congratulations you are officially a two parent household!!
In all seriousness im glad you had a fun time and hope to see your glorious writing once more. As such I will strive to ask only silly questions or writing prompts for the most fun for you.
As such here's my silly ask for you, how many little makeovers did magnus force onto konrad during there way back to terra? Because from the teasing he got from the other primarchs I can imagine that it was alot.
Haha, glad you enjoyed! [This post is related to this post.]
Yes, the 30k Primarchs were pretty bamboozled by the news of Dad's sudden engagement to Roboute. Not only is Dad, the Emperor of Mankind Himself, getting married (something they all thought was never gonna happen), He's getting married to Lord Guilliman! Who's... sorta their brother, from another universe???
And best believe that Robu was throwing Big E the meanest side-eye as the Primarchs all arrived one-by-one, horrified and disbelieving about their engagement. Like, "this is precisely why we needed to include them. do You understand now?"
Also, no, Roboute refuses to tell the Primarchs that their father, whom many of them idolize and adore, did not initially wish to include them in the wedding plans—not until Roboute convinced Him otherwise. He's not particularly interested in popping the strange bubble of fun and wonder they've been living in these past few weeks as they help with the wedding preparations. And the Emperor's... probably too much of a coward to admit His OG decision was wrong, so He won't be saying anything either.
To no one's surprise, a two-parent household helps the Primarchs very much! Because now, they have Lord Guilliman (who's their... step-dad or something???) to stand on their side and support them through their problems! He's much more approachable than Dad, so it's not uncommon for the Primarchs to approach him first for advice/help/general communication and then have it relayed to Dad through him. Though sometimes, the advice they need is about how to interact with and understand Dad specifically—and well, Lord Guilliman definitely has a lot of experience on that from his universe.
Not to mention, even as the Crusade progresses, Lord Guilliman continues arranging family dinners for the Primarchs and Emps to all catch up on Terra and bond! It's so good for their health and happiness! Like, Jaghatai, for example, has gotten closer to Emps and more accepting of His ideals, much earlier than in canon!
Now, onto your silly ask!
Magnus did not give Konrad elaborate makeovers so much as he just insisted on basic skincare, nail care, and hair care—AKA, whenever they were not experimenting and especially so once they quit experimenting, Magnus would painstakingly invite Konrad for baths (read: spa days). From there, shampoo and body wash got involved, helping Konrad's hair and skin so much. Unnecessarily long nails would be clipped, and any dead skin and cuticles would also be removed. Etc. Etc.
Magnus also arranged proper, nutritious meals for Konrad, which helped him gain some actual weight via fat!
All in all, Konrad's time on the Photep was incredibly good for him! (Even if he doesn't want to admit it...)
Thor and T'challa regularly prank the other Avengers by once in a while speaking with Standard American Accents.
T'challa sounding like a NYC office worker, Thor sounding like a Californian suburban teacher.
It unsettles Everyone who hears it, the expressions they make are so funny.
This jas been on my mind for a while, but what if Konor Guilliman never died? Like, he still gets injured in the assassination attempt, but he doesn't die. How different would Robu be, how different would Ultramar be.
I wonder what Konor would think of the Emperor or the other Primarchs. Would he have a moment meeting the other Primarchs and gone "my son could have turned out like you"
What would the other Primarchs think of Konor, cause here is a mortal, who their brother craves the approval of, even above that of the Emperor's.
Hello, Rabbitlost! Always appreciate your asks and support! ☺️☺️☺️ (I'm still learning WH Fantasy lore for your prev ask, so DW abt that one)
And if Konor lived...
Hmm...
Well, let's start with Ultramar. I suspect it'd be mostly the same. After all, Robu in canon greatly adhered to the values Konor taught him and, thus, modeled Ultramar after them. With Konor alive and participating in the founding of Ultramar, I doubt THAT will change in the slightest.
At most, Ultramar may just expand at a quicker rate since they'll have two Consuls (Konor and Robu) working to develop and expand it—before the Imperium finds them and Emps arrives, of course.
As for Robu, he'll prob be the same, too, or at least mostly. The only potential deviation I can see is that he won't have learned the harsh lesson(s) of "you can't save everyone, not even those you love" and "life is just fucked sometimes, and that's okay; it's not good, but it's natural and you can't let it keep you down." This may lead to him being a tad too confident in his plans and prowess—but at the same time, with Konor alive, that potential arrogance could easily get smacked (figuratively) out of him. Which is a net zero (aka, exact same Robu as canon).
Though I will say!
I doubt Robu will be that close, if at all, to the Emperor. In canon, during the Great Crusade, Robu at least called Him "Father," but here... well, Konor's alive! When Emps arrives on Macragge, Robu won't have just lost his Dad and be grieving/hurt enough to immediately accept this golden stranger into his life.
So his and Emps' relationship might be... cold, or apathetic. Not necessarily FRAUGHT (Robu's too much of a good politician and diplomat to ever have an undeniably bad relationship with a peer, much less a superior)—though on Emps' side, He may... distrust Robu more, even if He doesn't show it outwardly. Calling the Primarchs His "sons" (tho potentially rooted in actual affection) is a strong way of binding them to Him and His plans emotionally... but His XIIIth has a good, living, adoptive father and, thus, does not seek His attention/favor at all...
Now, onto Konor!
We don't get much of him in canon, but he's always come across (to me, at least) as a very empathetic, intelligent, and kind man. He has a strong sense of honor and responsibility, which he passed down to Robu (and thru him, to the UMs).
Thus, though there might be some slight tension between them (custody battle, and also the fact that Konor's boy, his Robu, was literally created to be a tool of war), Konor will ultimately respect the Emperor. Doesn't mean he'll like Him, but he understands why the Emperor is doing (and has done) the shit He is. "With great power comes great responsibility" and all that jazz, which Konor, as a Consul of Macragge, knows all too well. You gotta make some tough decisions sometimes for the majority's sake.
And, hey, if there's a chance (however minute) that Konor's boy may one day want his bio(?)-dad in his life, Konor should strive to be at least cordial with the Emperor. Just in case. His (their?) boy, his son, comes first. Such is the way of parenthood.
As for how Konor would view the other Primarchs... it'd prob just depend on which ones he actually meets (like, Tarasha herself, who was always with Robu in canon, had not met all the Primarchs by the time the Heresy rolled around).
If Konor met the more... unstable ones (*cough*Angron/Curze/Mortarion/etc.*cough*), he would definitely have a moment of deep compassion and sorrow for them. Just how lucky his boy was, to land on Macragge and be taken in by him and not some cruel xenos slaver, or worse... Konor thanks the stars that his boy did reach him... If only the brothers of his boy had found similar, happy homes...
But at the same time, those Primarchs from harsh upbringings are... so mean to Konor's boy, even though he's their brother. Their insults and glares at him are so childish, rooted in petty jealousy that... makes Konor wish they had never suffered—or, at least, would learn to move on from their suffering.
His boy does not deserve to be the target of their vengeance and rage at the galaxy! He has done nothing wrong, much less cruel, to them before! The worst Konor has even seen him do is (very accidentally) trample on their fragile egos when he offers advice and construction criticism on their strategies and campaigns. And after the first few times, Konor and Tarasha had gently informed Robu that, unfortunately, he could not bond with his brothers through this way, for they do not share his desire for and willingness to receive advice/counsel.
That's it!
(Except for if Monarchia has happened yet or not. But even then, that was a direct order from the Emperor Himself, who chose Robu and the Ultramarines for the task specifically to strike a balance between gentleness and harshness for Lorgar's punishment. If He had called in any other Legion, Monarchia would have been leveled far more cruelly (aka, lesson too harsh to be learned), or not at all due to that Primarch disagreeing (aka, lesson too light to be learned).)
So, needless to say, Konor's feelings toward the Primarchs are... mixed. Some are genuinely good and upstanding people (Sanguinius is admirable even if he seems intent on trapping Baal and its citizens in suffering for generations to come with his stubborn decision of never changing Baal; Vulkan is also very kind and personable; Corax has a good head on his shoulders and gets along pretty well with Konor's boy; Horus revels too much in the attention that comes with his achievements and cares not enough for the effects they will have on Mankind as a whole is charming enough). Others are... less so.
But Konor will still be polite to them. Gotta maintain stable working relationships (even though he knows just how much his boy wants to actually bond with his brothers and be close with them).
As for what the Primarchs think of Konor...
Unsurprisingly, there's a LOT of envy and longing. Too many of them have daddy issues, as we all know. And of course it's Roboute Guilliman, their XIIIth brother and always so Throne-damned lucky, who has an actual good, living father! As if landing on Macragge and building Ultramar wasn't already enough!
Even worse, Guilliman is also favored (militarily, even if not personally/emotionally) by the Emperor! For his efficiency in warfare and reliability in diplomacy! He was found 8th, yet has begun closing in on Horus'—the First-Found—accolades and compliance records! His is the largest Legion, twice the size of all others!
Yet Guilliman doesn't care! He places the approval of his mortal parents—both of them, for he was lucky enough to have both father and mother—ABOVE receiving the Emperor’s acknowledgment! The same way he focuses too much on his personal pet project Ultramar and not enough on the Crusade (yet is somehow still catching up to Horus)!
Anyways, thanks for the ask! Hope you enjoyed reading my thoughts for this AU! 😊😊😊
Konor taking the Emperor to court for a custody battle and child support would be a great crackfic.
It must have been horrible for Konor to find out that his darling baby boy was made as just a tool of war for a "gods 's" conquest of the universe. Bet Konor tried to encourage Robu to have peaceful hobbies after that.
Does Konor get the proto-Astartes treatment, like Luther or Kor Phearon, or does he just stay human with Tarasha? If he does end up as a proto-Astartes, I imagine him trying to bond with Kor Phearon and Luther, over being both a proto-Astartes and adoptive fathers of a primarch maybe he helps Luther with some of his problems regarding Lion. With Kor Phearon, I imagine it just ends up with Konor going, "There is something deeply wrong with that man" and never talking to him again.
I also wonder how Imperium Sundas goes with Konor being alive. Worst case, sinario Konrad kills him, and then Roboute crashes out and proves that Konrad visions aren't the real future after all...
(I also think it would be hilarious if Konor just ends up accidentally adopting another Primarch. Like, when he meets the Primarchs, he starts asking them how they have they been and takes an interest in their lives. Being quite fatherly towards them, that their daddy issues swap from the Emperor to him.)
He is truly magnificent, isn't he?
Part of my commissioned art.The artist is 早说了禁止饮弹过量.
「artist」 reluvy 「characters」 thor 「from」 marvel
I saw this on Pinterest and it got me thinking. What if a Primarch landed on a planet that's also space Rome but different? The more crazier version where a horse was named a senator and stupid things like that?
Think about the possibilities. A table named as a first captain, a dog as the new Emperor of the planet, marrying a river... what else could be there? I am open to ideas.
The history nerd in me feels obligated to point out that the “making your horse senator” thing was a story told about one specific emperor (Caligula) and it’s very likely that it didn’t happen. That said, just as much crazy shit shit happened in Rome as in any other era. For example, the Emperor Claudius’s wife went on a fuck spree while her husband was out of town. As soon as Claudius got word he stormed home and put a whole slew of men on trial for fucking his wife. One of the dudes argued that he was too much of a bottom to fuck the emperor’s wife…and got off. We have the legal records.
Oh, also they had cute leather panties, at least in the British settlements.
that's my primarch risotto gorgonzola of ultramar (i live in holy terra)
A demon has cursed you with the inability to have children or form a family, and as soon as you learn of this you went to tell the witch who you promised your firstborn child, as this clearly will prevent you from fulfilling your side of the deal.
The witch just nods and calls her lawyer Fae. Even demons need to learn to not infringe on deals.
Lawer fae: "After reviewing all of the documentation, I'm happy to inform you that there is a very simple solution!" 😀
Witch: And that is?
Lawer fae: While we can't remove the curse ourselves, your deal predates it by a significant margin. And since the curse interferes with the deal maker's ability to fulfill their end of the agreement through no fault of their own, you would be well within your rights to demand that the Demon either remove the curse or pay the price instead!
Coming up next on "UNSEELIE COURT"...
I think we need a show like this. Either serious court drama or Ace Attorney shenanigans showcasing civil cases involving magical or supernatural beings and the deals or curses they make.
I need this to be a late 90s style court drama from the viewpoint of a fresh out of uni human lawyer who made the wrong deal to pay off the student loans.
the worst Marvels 💖💖
Cheers!