Professional nerd boyloser

He/Him || 21 year old || Electronic Engineer || I hate myself slightly less than I hate JavaScript

[rabblerag]

Normalize not answering the phone because you don't feel like socializing at the moment

[memeclassheroes]

[12pmm]

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

@xkcd-for-that

[xkcd-for-that]

A big obstacle in experimenting with the mind's dream-simulation-engine is holding onto the details as you wake up. With TCMP you can bring back any information you want.

TCMP

[unclefather]

[kittydesade]

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

[del3141]

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

[nehirose]

this is one of my favorite posts

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism -> All Items in this Shoppe bear The Curse

Also, @xkcd-for-that

[xkcd-for-that]

While there's no formal regulation, it turns out their industry group is NOT one you want mad at you.

Startup Opportunity

[la-diswavves]

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

[important-animal-images]

[ieee-official]

were you aware ieee is, reportedly, located at Hoe Street?

i do appreciate that ieee does not discriminate - hoe or not hoe, no slut-shaming in sight. the only important thing is the pursuit of knowledge. and cool looking circuits.

I'm glad to have learnt this information.

[transgenderer]

I like to rag on physicists but in their defense they created the very useful concept entropy and then mathematicians drove the word into the ground by using it for a million different things

[doctoraxiom]

Sounds like the meaning of the word just naturally spread out over as many microstates as possible.

[transgenderer]

:(

[xkcd-for-that]

Despite years of effort by my physics professors to normalize it, deep down I remain convinced that 'dynamical' is not really a word.

Dynamic Entropy

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

digital nostalgia (2023 / 2021)

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[thewanderingace]

I feel compelled to share one of my favorite bits from the Martian

[ieee-official]

This post is entirely accurate.

[powerburial]

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

[the-vampire-lord777]

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

[powerburial]

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

[xkcd-for-that]

If only I had asked 4chan for ideas for what I should do to prevent this!

Density

[oneirotrope-deactivated20231115]

knew a guy in college who'd open up his academics page and masturbate furiously to his pristine 4.0 gpa. is what he told me, at any rate. after he started getting big money internships he'd also jack off to the salary offers; i'm sure wherever he is now he's doing the same w his annual bonus or stock options or whatever. hate to say it but i think he has life more or less figured out

[triviallytrue]

[superhelldeactivated]

If there was so much discourse over continents I CAN'T WAIT for you to find out about the south-up map

[superhelldeactivated]

This is what the earth looks like btw

[superhelldeactivated]

Ok stop answering to this post with "up and down don't matter in space" cause north and south are not up and down and their orientation doesn't matter on earth either. This is legit what the earth looks like.

[superhelldeactivated]

Well somebody has a superiority complex. Go to a shrink or something idk

[superhelldeactivated]

Just in case you're feeling important, our planet also looks like this:

[tinynebula]

"there's a very good reason we humans tend to draw north up maps" yeah, colonialism and eurocentrism. anyway south up rules

[beemovieerotica]

mapposting time post your favorite projections mine is the pierce quincuncial!!!

[2glassesofchianti]

My favorite map of Earth

[elodieunderglass]

Oh I feel like I should be able to fold up the pierce quincuncial into a sort of ball

[stylo-90]

did someone say fold up into a ball

[elodieunderglass]

Waterman is clearly the best except it needs the origami gold lines

[sufficientlylargen]

@elodieunderglass You might appreciate Jarke van Wijk's "Unfolding the Earth: Myriahedral Projections" (site, pdf)

[elodieunderglass]

I really like these, thank you. Although my first comment was tongue-in-cheek, I like origami and seaming and folding. These are very satisfying.

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

None of these come close to the Spilhaus Projection:

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

@xkcd-for-that

[xkcd-for-that]

What's that? You think I don't like the Peters map because I'm uncomfortable with having my cultural assumptions challenged? Are you sure you're not... ::puts on sunglasses:: ...projecting?

Map Projections

[probablybadrpgideas]

A Riddle

You are trapped on one side of a river. You have a boat, and can use it cross the river. However, you need to get three wolves, three goats and three bags of grain across. If there are ever more wolves then goats on one side of the river, they'll eat the goats, and likewise for goats and grain. You can take up to two things per journey, not including yourself.

Who the fuck let this happen?

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

@xkcd-for-that

[xkcd-for-that]

Or a cabbage, for that matter. Goats make sense. Goats are fine.

Logic Boat

[probablycatastrophic]

not mine. i'm angry because i will never make a joke this good

[dalinar-big-naturals]

Dalinar Big Naturals

[onlycosmere]

[gamwthnzwhmou]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

[chaosnightmare]