GRRRGRRRGRGRRR

How big is it

...How big is what? You don't mean.. uh..???.

I would also like to know this for artist reasons only mhm yes

#mdni #suggestive #:)

How am I supposed to do therapy when my therapist makes me insane? Bro the anti therapist. Make me mentally ill <3

Perhaps you should get a different therapist...

I equally love and lust. I'm going to touch you appropriately now

..? What does this even mean...

#getting king treatment #I'm going to wife this man up

It means I'm going to pet you like a dog and tuck you into bed and feed you

simon i will be touching you inappropriately in t minus 30 seconds.

WHAT???? WHY??? NO???

#I make a habit of sending asks then forgetting I sent them until they get answered #I send asks in a fit of mania then I'm like woah #that happened #that's crazy #AAAAAA

This ask so me that I'm like, woah did I ask this and forget? I am also going to do this btw <3

I think it would be a funny prank if you kissed Kondraki. It would make him sooo mad if you kissed him sloppy style. Oh that would be so funny.

He don't like bein' kissed sloppy style, so fuck you. And I ain't tryna taste more of his disgustin' saliva. Tastes like goddamn cheap vodka.

scp-32841

How do you know that he doesn’t like being kissed sloppy style 🤨📸

He... told me... there's nothing else to it...

Better question. How do you know WHAT his saliva TASTES LIKE 🧐🤨

I CAN'T REAAAAD !!!! Whatever, gay people am I right

I think it would be a funny prank if you kissed Kondraki. It would make him sooo mad if you kissed him sloppy style. Oh that would be so funny.

He don't like bein' kissed sloppy style, so fuck you. And I ain't tryna taste more of his disgustin' saliva. Tastes like goddamn cheap vodka.

scp-32841

How do you know that he doesn’t like being kissed sloppy style 🤨📸

He... told me... there's nothing else to it...

Better question. How do you know WHAT his saliva TASTES LIKE 🧐🤨

Kissing you on the mouth and you can't stop me

That sounds like assault.

Nuh uh

It's not gay to kiss the homies. I am going to kiss you.

Okay, a statement I agree with-- WHAT?! FUCK NO! YER NOT KISSIN' ME!

Mwah

My mood gets worse everytime I open this website.

#I'm silly maxing #help #oughhh #ndndkdkspp #nn

My mood improves every time I open this website. <3

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#meow

What is your favourite type of bean 🫘

WOAH! It's green.

I'd love to play with your hair and make you feel safe. Maybe it's just me though

What am I supposed to say to this? I'm not interested. I'm not on here to get. Whatever this sort of attention is.

I'm eating your hair as we speak

a-majorchord

I want to soak you in water and throw you at the wall to hear the splat sound

is thata threat or a compliment?

#hehe :3 #this made me giggle #I am evil and mischievous

Probably both! Yay! Yippee!!! I am full of love and violence!!!

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DID YOU STEAL MY OREOS

I HAVE BEEN FRAMED! The suspicious crumbs on my face are a coincidence.

dctraltoclef

You couldn’t trust my hungry ass around Glass

You're so sweet, Alto :) I can make something for you if you'd like.?

dctraltoclef

You, butt ass naked, covered in frosting with a light dusting of cinnamon sugar

OH- OH MY GOD???

#mdni #omg who said that #that's crazy

I'll have what he's having

vexwaves

DR SQUIRES IS PREGNANT

Aawwwee!!! Congrats Jonny! I can’ts wait!! I’m goings to be the bests auncle in the Foundation!! <3

I'm not even going to entertain this.

simoninthewater

"I was trying to tell Convex you weren't. uneventful conversation...."

[Standing with a "good luck mama" balloon and a stroller in hand]

He's... not?

simoninthewater

"Convex tried telling me at one point Im the dad literally IMPOSSIBLE. and its just not a Mr. Squires thing to have happened. I'd put more money on him tripping and falling on his face and getting licked by 999 than him being pregnant."

[Drops the strolled and kicks it, followed by a scream of pain]

Oh! Oh! Are you alrights, Agent? I knows some first aids if you’re injured!

...ahahah... no thanks...

Are you sure? I thinks you might’ve bruiseds at least! Maybes a lil scrape? Hm?

Hey, Apple, I think Jon is pregnant. You should go check on him!

Oh right! Jonnyyyyy! It’s times for your ultrasound!

What. What are you doing with that photocopier?

Makings pictures of your babies

Ugh.

My beautifuls nieces and nephews ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა

awwweeeee they're so cutee :3

Congrats on you ands Jonny’s lovely babies!!! How does its feel to finallys be a DILF?

?!!!? WhATt? Thsoe- I did - ??? What do you mean by that? I didn't- I would never- he's one of my patients! I would never even consider- not that he's , BAD looking or anything, um, I'm sure he would be a great- ? Uh. wWhat even is a dilf ??\!.