Tumbling Along

My Simblr url is break-with-the-past. It's going to have some dark stories on it, but if you're so inclined, please check it out. I also have other tumblrs, including another simblr, but I'm not sure I feel up to promoting them...

[rachaeloftheuniverse]

😍😍

Get you one of these 💁‍♀️💍

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[gay-tm]

[rachaeloftheuniverse]

Yup

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I saw that you are the "Patron Saint of Shitposts" and I thought you might be pleased to know that there's a catholic holy day called Gaudete Sunday, where the priests wear pink robes.

this can’t be real

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: it’s real

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: it’s the sunday before my human birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Attention:

Gaudapocalypse is scheduled for Dec 16

here’s the icon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: ARMAGAUDDEON

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hellomynameissimply submitted a sin!

[dekatria]

One day before tumblr dies we get to enjoy armagauddon, I wouldn’t have it any other way

[thelastlightningbug]

here’s my standard icon, but with some new flair (don’t worry - i won’t use it on my account until the holy day is nigh)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

do this!

not-used-to-being-normal edited their icon too!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

19-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat submitted: The Gaud version of my profile pic. It’s not as malevolent as the original, it just didn’t seem right.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[mental-health-memes]

[anidleme]

Oh my goodness this is SO me this is so relatable

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

[botesregias-deactivated20180419]

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

[gothicprep]

i have but i also have, like, real problems

[naamahdarling]

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible. We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap. I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest. Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes. If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

[cherry52011]

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

[vegannerdgirl]

“You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?”

“i have but i also have, like, real problems”

This has such a baby boomer vs. millennial energy and i think about this exchange everyday

[rachaeloftheuniverse]

that moment when you wrap up in a heat blanket at the hottest it can get and get instantly sleepy cause you were so cold for so long <3 omg

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let’s talk about our random links to celebrities!

serena william’s husband once bought me & my classmates a round of whisky

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

also he co-founded reddit but that’s less important than being married to serena williams

[teaboot]

My sister hit David Suzuki with a shopping cart

[syllarinfirinne]

While working a merch booth at a concert I once sold a shirt to Cameron Diaz with (at the time) Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend and remarked about Lohan being jealous to a friend. The next customer was Diaz’ agent.

[magick-missile]

My step-uncle-in-law (son of lady who married my grandfather after my dad’s mom passed) died of an overdose at Carrie Fisher’s house.

[th3n3v3rs33n-blog]

I sold an inflatable toupee to Sir Ian McKellan in Oakland. He was in a play with Patrick Stewart and was buying for him. I swear to the Lady his eyes fucking twinkled when he brought it to the counter.

[oppsitsmeiforgotiexisted-blog]

My sister once knocked over Sandra Bullock’s kids in a bouncy house.

[alcoholicanarchist]

i met chuck palahniuk at a book event he was doing at naperville, il and we talked for a little while before he was due to speak and at one point he said, “hey, go sit in the front row right there, i’m about to get ready. your mom will catch up in a second, save her a seat.” and i later found out he asked my mom for my address to surprise me. he ended up mailing me a box of all kinds of gifts and wrote me a letter and everything.

and as a separate story, he’s not really a “celebrity” as he is just infamous, but my aunt’s partner got weed from ted bundy once

[latinposeidon]

My dad nearly ran over Jason Bradbury as he drove around on a Segway in a car park of an Adele concert. We then went to Gadget Show live the next day and sat in the front row. Luckily he didn’t recognise him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what is it with you people and running over celebrities 

[rachaeloftheuniverse]

They are all the irl josh peck

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cool ranch is my favorite naruto flavor

[rachaeloftheuniverse]

dorituto

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Life is a journey, don’t be afraid to see where it takes you.

[lonelystarship]

silverspatuler

[robotnikholmes]

I was just captivated by this comic

[gabzgirl]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A MIYAZAKI FILM 

[avianawareness]

Yes to bird frands

[weirdedoutshiba]

@bukoya-reblogs

[100493503004422]

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

[holmes-sweet-holmes-deactivated]

You do that every morning???

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

EVERY MORNING.

[youblowuponesun]

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

no son

[you-are-talking-about-this-deac]

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

[sleepybiflinge]

*whispers* Not even Russia

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

[50shadesofsubtextao3]

In my school, we say the pledge in English and Spanish every morning. We make students whose primary language is Spanish recite a pledge to a country where the president is actively trying to kick them out.  

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

i ship the discord logo and the reddit logo, fight me on this

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

@wishem

[crowteeth]

@wishem

[wishem]

What a soft ship

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

FUCKING SUPERB

[admiralrainbow]

everything is never as it seems

[minute-men]

hey Op, do you accept criticism 

[admiralrainbow]

i DO accept criticism but i WILL cry

[dragon-aura]

Joke’s on you OP, I love both of these songs òwó

[vladtoly]

Please be patient with those who have anxiety

They say sorry a lot because they’re genuinely afraid they’ve insulted you somehow

They ask if they’re annoying because they genuinely think they’ve somehow annoyed you

They say things are ‘awkward’ because they can be uncomfortable in any situation, no matter who with, they don’t mean to personally hurt you

They cry because sometimes people and situations are too much, not because they’re looking for attention

They don’t text you a lot because they’re clingy, it’s because if you don’t reply, they think they’ve done something wrong

They can be set off by little things, so don’t say they’re overreacting when they panic

Please be patient with those who have anxiety

They only mean the best

[break-with-the-past]

Humans have been summoning demons to their earthly plane of existence for ages, making deals and selling their souls to them for any number of things

♪♫♪♫

[rachaeloftheuniverse]

Please check out my new simblr!!! I just got it running and have over 100 posts drafted with more on the way!!  the main story i’ve been working on for it is going to be rather dark, but i hope you all like it!! 

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[gwinny5k]

The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.

[deliciousstomach-deactivated202]

Never heard a truer thing in my life.

[bogleech]

holy shit wait you mean being just morbidly terrified of doing anything wrong ISN’T necessarily the same as being “well behaved?!”

[themuditaendeavour]

Convenient children =/= healthy children

[absolutely-walnuts]

Convenient children do not equal healthy children