rachel !!

[praaatt]

[amyfarrahs-deactivated20161015]

[inconvenientlylargelizard]

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.

REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

[maidenmothercronus-deactivated2]

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

[wallyrudolophwest]

1. plug your nose 2. say sneep snop

[toniins]

try saying ‘boopedeedoop’ in a really deep, manly voice

[lighten-the-darkness]

Try and say bubbles in the angriest voice you can

[moonlightbuckleys]

the last one will work I promise you

[soybro]

THE BUBBLES ONE IS FOOL PROOF

[rachelbonura]

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

[seawolph]

[gamerspirit]

How to finish that last minute assignment

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

I did this once for a class like my first year of school and my professor told me not to worry about it and gave me an A.

[giantscottbakula]

Hello from the

[harrybowscolfer-deactivated2016]

Stop

[twelfthmelody]

Danny Noriega is my spirit animal 

[cool-andgood]

This is literally me

[stacys-mom]

[thenephewofbob]

I’ve waited FOREVER for this

[creaseintime]

“this person has done x problematic thing so youre not allowed to like them anymore!!!1!1!1!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!1!!” alright be prepared to like literally nobody on earth ever including yourself

[blahblah555555]

A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him. This is why we need feminism.

(via charlesneedsfeminism)

“but men get raped too-”

AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT

(via booooost)

[thisrabbitsgonemad-blog]

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

[inkskinned]

“people look at their phones 2 much in public places!” 

u have no idea what that person is looking at it may very well be their dissertation, the last letter they got from their grandma, or a book that’s too big to carry. who care that they wanna look at insta more than at u

people used to be bored/self-isolating in public w/newspapers + books don’t act like we were all chatty + friendly before the internet

ppl w/anxiety find it comforting and this generation has the highest rate of anxiety on record

on that note, phones are transitional objects, which means that they function as a comfort device (a piece of “home” in an unfamiliar place)

go touch a soft animal and calm down 

[svnshinesam-deactivated20150824]

*remembers the good old days pre-Iphone 6 when you could take a screenshot without accidentally turning your phone off repeatedly*

[mitchatonix]

okay but let me just remind everyone that mitch has ALWAYS been thin. yes there was like a year and a half where he had gained weight but did you see him during high school? during the sing off? the dude is tiny. he’s just built small. everybody comments on his weight bc there was a period where he was bigger. this whole conversation about his weight is so ignorant. who the fuck are you to talk about someone else’s appearance? who are you to try and fucking diagnose him with anorexia over the internet???? MITCH IS THIN! MITCH HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIN! JUST BC HE GAINED WEIGHT BUT THEN LOST IT DOESNT MEAN HE’S SUDDENLY UNHEALTHY. IT MEANS HE WANTED TO BE THIN AGAIN. ALL HE DID WAS RETURN TO HIS ORIGINAL BUILD. heavier set mitch isnt a healthy mitch. happy mitch is healthy mitch. bye. 

[beingbreannaleigh]

[tynishaa]

screaming in agreement

[keepyourchinupsailor]

I feel the exact same

[outofsect]

tbh i always thought mitch said i never fucked straight instead of i never fucked drake and i was always like DAMN RIGHT YOU NEVER FUCKED STRAIGHT

[vinegalore]