Rachel Leotta

I could kill you and you’d thank me

[aangs]

If I ever were to lose you, I’d surely lose myself…

[thatsbelievable]

[phloxy-foxxy-deactivated2022062]

Impossible decision

[carnelianfoxx]

the two genders

[super-perfectqueen-reyna]

My math teacher sent this to the math group chat (read d/m/y)

[official-lucifers-child]

fucking superb

[gunsandfireandshit]

[mouchefska]

[peachfromcmbyn]

we need more toxic homoeroticism like what those boys in scream had going on

[peachfromcmbyn]

THANK YOU EVERYBODY BUT I AM AWARE OF THE NBC SHOW HANNIBAL STARRING MADS MIKKELESEN AND HUGH DANCY

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bluecoloreddreams]

I feel like there needs to be an author alignment chart

Chaotic Evil is writing on your phone in the dark with no glasses on (me)

[bluecoloreddreams]

[unclefather]

miss the days when i could just go out and do this

[sugluvgalaxy]

I stepped on someone doing this

[sugluvgalaxy]

They made a sound like bagpipes being compressed. I wasint sorry.

[marvelsmostwanted]

Me waking up in the morning: Mm bed soft and comfy

Me refusing to go to bed at a reasonable hour at night: Mm screen bright and funny

[carcinisized-deactivated2021112]

shipping is out. hcing characters as being exes is in

[straightgirls]

[susiethemoderator]

OH MY GOD.

[earthnicity]

“I was 14, I didn’t know what I was doing.”

whaT THE FUCK

[weaver-z]

Why is my Catholic grandfather so much funnier than me

[weaver-z]

My grandfather: Hey, what’s a bigamist?

Me: Oh, that’s an old term for someone who is married to two people unlawfully.

My grandfather: Incorrect

Me: ?

My grandfather: A bigamist is a thick fog over Italy :)

[anakinsadwalker]

🥺🥺🥺

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

“hannibal might be pansexual” he eats people. hey . he eats people

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

really wish it meant he fucks pans considering his time in the kitchen

[gncdiavolo-deactivated20220825]

didnt the director say he was “omnisexual”

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

yea cause he omnomnoming people LOL

[baixueagain]

“The SJWs have already ruined the Witcher Netflix series” oh no did the SJWs ruin it for you, buddy ol pal? It was their fault that the show will be full of messages about how racism is destructive and sexism is foolish and classism is bullshit, and not, I dunno, King SJW original author Andrzej “Intolerance is the domain of the stupid” Sapkowski?

[baixueagain]

Spoilers but when your main character fucking dies defending racial minorities during a yes-Sapkowski-specifically-used-the-word pogrom because he has finally learned that neutrality in the face of oppression is absolute bullshit, IT SURE WOULD BE AWFUL IF THE SJWS INSERTED A MESSAGE IN THERE, HUH? BECAUSE THERE CERTAINLY ISN’T ONE ALREADY, NO SIR.

[baixueagain]

Hmm a Polish man who grew up in post-WWII Poland wrote a series in which the people of the northern kingdoms are being invaded, slaughtered, and oppressed by an imperialistic southern kingdom, and the northern people then express their rage and hopelessness by scapegoating local minorities in waves of violence that the author quite literally calls pogroms.

Huh I wonder if there’s a message or political allegory or something in there.

Hmmm. 

No, I just can’t think of one.

Anyway the SJWs are going to ruin this show by putting political messages in it.

[baixueagain]

Reblogging bc this is apparently relevant again bc you fuckers refuse to use your god given brains when you read a book

[injuries-in-dust]

Why was Terry Pratchett thought of as a comedy author, when he was laying down such hard hitting truths?

[terrypratchettappreciation]

I never edited him as a humorist, only as an extraordinary storyteller with something important, insightful, and deeply humane to say. 

[endangered-justice-seeker]

One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.

[afro-evolutionary-astrology]

Direct Action; minor-friendly edition lmao

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

My parents definitely taught me to be reflexively deferential to authority, and it blew, so I’m glad successive generations who lived under that have gone to “right is right, and wrong is wrong, no matter who’s got the power.”