anchored right where i need to be

ao3

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[islandmusic]

whatever. go my scarab

[syrenki]

"retiring for the evening" is a very useful concept lol we should be free to say "i'm not gonna be chatting anymore tonight" without then having to pretend to be asleep. if we ever talk and you say goodnight don't stress it if i see you online later hahahahah

[vrtualjin]

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love a building with a big atrium. oh that's neat you got some outside in here

[scoliosischelsea]

[tomcruisecells]

respect to people who commit to formatting their posts like this is a 2007 anime forum because this just made me laugh out loud

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[wizardshark]

good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.

[lcdspideysystem]

its part of my belief system that peter and ned have kissed eachother at least once bc they were "practicing" for the girls they asked out to a middle school dance and it really didnt change their relationahip at all bc they were always like that

[redstonedust]

water doesn't make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it's not much and it's not honest work.

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[wintercorrybriea]

moonshine, original recipe coca-cola, opium and a ride on the trolly

[vocallywritten]

I love how in Daredevil, Frank Castle is like this intimidating guy who's a well matched threat to the hero but in Spiderman he's still the same character but Peter just... does not treat him with the same amount of gravity. He webs Frank's mouth shut for swearing and tells him to go home after breaking his van. He argues with the man who's whole deal is he has a lot of weapons and WILL use them like two New Yorkers who got into a fender bender. Peter Parker and Frank Castle see each other coming and they both go "This fucking guy again." I love it.

[segamascott]

i recognize myself in you

[segamascott]

bit of a bitch

[bruzum]