Bruh

Ahoy ~

[ghostlygraphist]

i'm going insane this can't be real life

[leathergerard]

[cattycattitude]

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

[cattycattitude]

A helpful visual:

[curioscurio]

Nothing is creepier or more uncanny than staying overnight at a southern baptist American church for Youth Group. You eat pizza, and play hide and seek and it feels more like God is hunting you down by the scent of your sins, rather than you looking for god in the text of a book

[curioscurio]

I forgot that other churches weren't also bankrupted schools, so for context we were playing hide and seek in a building that looked like this:

[bwaah]

pull up the lyrics to your favourite songs while an audiobook plays so you can listen to some book while reading a music 👍

[pdfbabe]

do the people know that zohran gave all new yorkers free access to heated rivalry on ebook/audiobook during the snowstorm. truly the greatest city on earth

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

oh my god you're not kidding

[joyflameball]

[amarguerite]

[exit-path]

so i accidentally went down a wikipedia rabbit hole and came across the funniest thing that's apparently been plaguing scientists for centuries

[exit-path]

it's called "maxwell's demon" and it's so easy to learn but difficult to disprove. basically a tiny demon controls a trapdoor, letting some particles through, and eventually it changes the temperature of two gases without applying any work. the fact that actual physicists are fighting over this 💀

but most of all imagine the tiny demon that's doing all this. all of this impossible effort and for what. why is he doing this. what does he gain

[exit-path]

*does a gay little violation of classical thermodynamics that pisses you off*

[itsreallystupid]

"without applying any work" that demon is a hardworking member of society and their muscles ache from continual exertion ("massless" my ass), show some respect!

[idkbinko]

Violating the second law of thermodynamics is exactly what a demon would do

[miraclemaya]

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons

[auxryn]

A lot of theoretical physics these days is essentially checking to see if we missed any glorons. They might be out there, but they probably aren't easy to discover.

[hmantegazzi]

Wake up babe, new glorons discarded:

[the-big-mood]

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

https://m.youtube.com/c/TheChiptuner

[judethewolfe-deactivated2026010]

important images of the day

[animentality]

[angelbumbum]

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

[angelbumbum]

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[foxbirdy]

[teathattast]

this winter storm looking pretty serious stay safe everyone 🙏

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[basedhighsenberg]

[couldntrelate]