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sarah. 25. she/her. the only things I think about are fictional characters and cats

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[guooey]

[gayrika]

[aquatic-turquoise-deactivated20]

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

[sunnyslidetotheleft]

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

[jpegdoll-heritageposts]

ORIGINAL JPEG Doll Heritage Post

[seth-whumps]

character will get 10x hotter with the addition of blood btw. bonus points for disheveled hair, untucked clothing, and glazed, feverish eyes.

[faunlord]

They need to invent:

Nutritional cigarettes

Strap that gets you pregnant

Music so loud it makes your ears fuzzy but it’s actually fine don’t worry about it

Star Wars if it was good

When I become president of the universe i will make sure every scientist and engineer dedicates themselves to these noble pursuits. Once that list is done I’m open to suggestions.

[teathattast]

[kosmogrl]

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[whiteroserwby]

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

[valtsv]

[ghw-archive]

The Making of the Perfect Martini, Guy Buffet (b. Paris, 1943), Lithography, 2000.

[beardedmrbean]

[certified-anti-microsoft-posts]

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

[victusinveritas]

[viralfrog]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

#i’m sorry leftmost kitchen drawer

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[scarpology]

[autisticexpression]

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[kaijuno]

[dabblingreturns]

Tell me your worst crafting bad habit.

And I'm not talking normal stuff like being overly ambition, or lack of planning, not finishings

Tell me the stupid stuff.

I'll go first: I keep working with size 11 and size 15 seed beads in bed. And find them in my sheets when I'm trying to sleep

[blessedbrick]

This is mine I think

Original post here

[punkrorschach]

games over! everyone loses! 👍