excuse me but this is FUCKIN HILARIOUS ©

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EXPECTATIONS
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature
The Stonewall Inn
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@rachtchie
excuse me but this is FUCKIN HILARIOUS ©
a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating
To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video
Thepersonwhomadeamistake:
I fucking hate this bullshit so much.
Its misogynistic, archaic asscrap.
YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY.
WHO SHE DATES OR SLEEPS WITH IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. THINKING OTHERWISE IS INCREDIBLY CREEPY AND INVASIVE.
SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE HER OWN CHOICES AND MISTAKES.
YOU DON’T MAKE THE RULES. SHE IS NOT CATTLE. HER LOVE LIFE IS NOT YOUR CONTRACT. SHE MAKES THE RULES.
Not only are you advocating for a father to not care about his daughter, but you’re also misinterpreting the video horribly. He threatens the man that breaks his daughter’s heart. He threaten’s the man that hits her. That takes away her smile. He does not say she cannot love anyone, male or female, he says that they better love her. And if that’s not what a father is supposed to do, then I’ll be damned.
Maybe I’m wrong, I accept that, but please… please explain to me how fatherly love and care for his daughter is an archaic and misogynistic practice. Explain to me how allowing her to date who she loves, to do what she wants, and teaching her to not put up with abuse is wrong. I would love to hear it, she might not be his property, but he is her guardian, and guarding her happiness is no crime.
Amen
Also, any person who is now afraid of dating his daughter absolutely shouldn’t be, because that is a man to look up to and feel safe with, and only if you have intentions to break her heart should you be afraid. Very afraid. You either have a cemented body guard for years, or a death dealer on two legs, you decide.
Yeah… at no point does he say “you can’t date my daughter.” He says “you can’t hurt my daughter, or I will hurt you.”
Parenting done right tbh
literally taking a bath in glitter rn
Let me tell you a little something about Star Light Star Bright. If you even pick up this little fucker, you will have glitter on you, on your things and all around you for two weeks. Yes, from your maybe two fingertips that you used to give it a smell - it has left it’s mark.
Now if you BATHE with this thing you will become a fairy.
You will also have glitter in your hair for all eternity whether you get it wet or not.
If you like glitter, this is the bath melt for you. There is no escape once you bathe. Happy holidays, from us at Lush.
Since this product is a melt it is literally just cocoa butter and glitter and some other fun things so the oil WITH THE GLITTER will bond to everything it touches. You, the tub, everything. But since our glitter is made from seaweed and sugar it’s soft and biodegradable! I was coated in this glitter for two days and I was not itchy or scratchy, not once! However, this melt was banned from my household due to the intensity of the glitter.
biodegradable glitter. there is at least one fucking god
i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination
“ma’am can i see your id?”
IT EXPIRES NOVEMBER 21, 2015. THAT IS THIS YEAR PEOPLE REBLOG WHILE IT’S STILL VALID
THIS IS THE LAST EVER DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS AND IT’S STILL IN DATE
THE FINAL DAY
20+ Proud Cat Mommies With Their Kittens
it’s that time of the semester, may our favorite egghead bless us and make everything in our favor
*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”
This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.
me af
this is adorable
My kitty loves kisses on her mouth
ME N MY CAT
@tinylittlelokitty me
Yao ming, shaq and kevin hart
why this look photoshopped but i know its probably not lmao
iPhones 6 plus, 6, and 4.
DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE
couture
i finished my christmas list i can’t wait
$ 1,000,000 in cash
boyfriend
the souls of those who have displeased me this year
another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
money
We need to talk
at an italian restaurant
waiter: would you like garlic on that?
me: no
waiter: why not?
me: you aleady know too much
waiter: what?
me:
Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.
At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.
They gave me a number to shoot for. It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.
So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.
I got what I asked for.
If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known. I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.
You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.
Glass door can also be useful for that kind of info