Slyther-WIN!

Joe, from ol' England - Proper job! Full time data person in Higher Education, part-time pokemon master, accordionist, and collector of salt piles in Skyrim.

[deejay]

[memewhore]

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toxiccaves]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Me faded as hell at McDonald’s listening to the people in front of me in line

[dastardlydorito]

[weaver-z]

Starting to dislike/realize the flaws in Harry Potter feels like waking up from the trance of a fairy king.

The smile slowly fades from your face as you step out of the circle of mushrooms, asking yourself “Did Joanne really win awards for this level of writing?” The glassy look begins to vanish from your eyes as you think, “Why did Cho Chang get constantly berated by the narration for grieving her graphically murdered dead boyfriend?” You remove your flower crown and hold it in shaking hands as you ask yourself “Were we all just fine and dandy when Jay Kay Ar decided that one of the four houses at her wizarding school was founded by a faux white supremacist and was also FULL of eleven-year-olds who were forcibly designated as white supremacists?” The sky grows darker. You remember the Tolkien plagiarism. You remember the house elves. You remember the banker goblins. You begin to run—

[amorsempra]

2020 MOODBOARD

[memes-saved-me]

THIS IS WHAT I'M HERE FOR

[hel-lo-there]

[laerugo]

[imaginmation]

This dude look like Jasper

[catchymemes]

Credit: @sharkycomix

[icpe]

what the hell xDDDDD

HELP HIM

[farting-girls]

He is suffering for his sins

[cydonian-mystery]

Goose of Madness

[monkeysky]

Tubular Bells karaoke

I stand in complete silence for twenty minutes before naming instruments in spoken word

[shutyourmoustache]

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

[crisiskode]

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

[unclefather]

[kittydesade]

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

[del3141]

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

[whitepeopletwitter]

[belladonianoir]