GoT Season 8: Incorrect Quotes
Gendry: You have to stop telling sex stories about “this one guy” because everyone knows it’s me.
Arya: It’s not fair! Tyrion and Tormund are always telling me their sex stories and I can top every one of them! Gendry, you’re like 20 slutty people all rolled into one.
Gendry: Flattery won’t save you from this.
Jaime: I have five fingers on my left hand and the fourth one is for you!
Brienne: Isn’t your middle finger your third one-
Jaime: It’s my ring finger. Marry me.
Sansa: Hey! You’re not better than us!
Daenerys: My sweet ass coat begs to differ.
Sansa, whispering to Bran: Damn, she’s got us there.
Bran: We all need to work together to find the perfect balance of letting me be a menace, but never getting mad at me.
Sansa: I can’t believe I let you go to Dragonstone! You can’t make it a week as an adult without me.
Jon: I can make it a week!
Sansa: Really? What’s your social security number?
Brienne: We need to limit the amount of time Ser Davos is spending with the Northern children.
Brienne: Because, they’re teaching him how to use new pop culture phrases and it’s-
Davos, walking into the great hall: Rise and grind, my dudes! Let’s eat today’s ass!
Edd, trying to motivate Sam to fight during the battle: Okay, Mama didn’t raise no bitch, lets go!
Sam, not moving: I’m gonna be honest with you
Sam: Mama did raise a bitch
*Sansa walks into the Winterfell crypts*
Tyrion: Everything ok out there?
Sansa: *gives a thumbs up* Nope!
Sandor: I don’t know why people think I’m in a bad mood. We won the war, this wine is delicious-
Tormund: Uranus is in retrograde and that’s making your Pisces rage more potent.
Sandor: I’ll put YOUR anus in retrograde if you ever say that to me again!
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