RAD1OS1GNAL's Fandom Bullshit

https://archiveofourown.org/users/RAD1OS1GNAL My AO3 ^^^ Hey yall, I'm Radio!! He/Him :)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[rad1os1gnal]

So as I've talked about previously, I've gotten into marvel. And I've been trying to write a irondad & spiderson fic, right? SO TELL ME WHY EVERY TIME I OPEN THE DOC ALL MY BEAUTIFUL IDEAS LEAK OUT OF MY BRAIN LIKE SOUP OUT OF A CRACKED GLASS BOWL. GGRRAHRHGAHH

[rad1os1gnal]

hey so why is it so difficult to produce ONE PARAGRAPH ALL THE SUDDEN???

[rad1os1gnal]

So as I've talked about previously, I've gotten into marvel. And I've been trying to write a irondad & spiderson fic, right? SO TELL ME WHY EVERY TIME I OPEN THE DOC ALL MY BEAUTIFUL IDEAS LEAK OUT OF MY BRAIN LIKE SOUP OUT OF A CRACKED GLASS BOWL. GGRRAHRHGAHH

[rad1os1gnal]

happy birthday to our favorite star-spangled man Steve Rogers !!

[rad1os1gnal]

Never going to forget one of my classmates coming up to me with my ONLY NSFW FIC pulled up on his phone, asking if I knew what it was and if I wrote it.

"No, why would you ask me that?"

He just laughed and walked away.

You best believe I crashed out (internally)

If that guy reading this... dude, I genuinely wanted to punch you in that moment.

ANYWAY Hope yall enjoy my academic torture.

[rad1os1gnal]

The only AIs I support are J.A.R.V.I.S, F.R.I.D.A.Y, and K.A.R.E.N and I stand by this statement.

[rad1os1gnal]

oh my gods how do people survive using default skin on ao3 i think i just burned my retinas

[calsvoid]

irondad is just reverse nepotism you like your employee so much you make him your son

[rad1os1gnal]

Peter Parker is absolutely more spider-like than they go into.

He most definitely has fangs that are sharper than the rest of his teeth. They're hollow and contain venom that paralyses people for hours. It's incredibly strong.

His senses increased exponentially. He can hear a criminal from ten blocks away. There's a fly that won't leave him alone? That thing is smacked with the precision of Hawkeye. There's chemoreceptors on his hands and feet that allow him to feel the microscopic dents on anything. The only sense that seems to have remained the same is his sense of taste. He has olfactory receptors, too.

There are spinnerets on his wrists that are hidden under skin until opened on command or massaged out. Yes, he has organic webs. They are incredibly strong, but Peter developed an acid that can dissolve them over a thirty-minute timeframe that his suit expels using the shooters.

One day, a robber catches Peter off guard and hits him with a machete. Hard. Peter finishes up the fight, and doesn't realize anything is wrong until Tony shows up, completely panicked. Peter looks down at his shoulder, and it's hanging on by a small chunk of flesh still attached to him. His skin is visibly knitting itself back together. Tony is gobsmacked, and Peter just says, "Oh, that just happens sometimes." and moves on. The arm reattaches itself before Tony can force him into the Med Bay.

There is no place that Peter cannot reach. He will climb on walls for fun. Sometimes, he even go from floor to ceiling in a second when he's scared, on instinct.

Spiders love high places--for multiple reasons. There's lots of anchors for webs, rising warm air, and a steady supply of insects for food. Peter loves high places because they're safe. In the corner of his room in Avenger's Tower, there's a knot of webs that he sleeps in after particularly traumatizing events or tiresome patrols.

And of course, sometimes when he webs up a bad guy, and the bad guy is just wriggling in the web trying to escape, Peter has the instinct to eat them. But only for a minute!! It's totally normal and he wouldn't actually eat them!! That's weird!! Totally....

[ivvyela]

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

[rad1os1gnal]

I wonder if fanfic writer peter parker is a tag... i must research this

[rad1os1gnal]

Crowley's Prince

(Crowley/Bobby Singer - Suggestive - Read It Here!)

Summary: Had Crowley just decided to not tell him he would be Prince Consort, or was he going to when he died? Was he even going to tell him that he was going to immediately go to hell when he died?! Honestly, he thought that was going to happen anyway, but he'd've appreciated the confirmation!

Tags:

Mentioned Sam Winchester, Mentioned Dean Winchester, Crowley Loves Bobby Singer (Supernatural), Bobby Singer Loves Crowley (Supernatural), Misunderstandings, Kinda, Crowley might've left some stuff out of the marriage conversation, Established Relationship, Established Crowley/Bobby Singer, (Supernatural)Ruler of Hell Crowley (Supernatural), Kissing, Boys Kissing, Coitus Interruptus

[rad1os1gnal]

Prompts if you're still taking them: Crobby - something with Bobby realizing he's basically the prince consort of Hell?

Or for a totally different dynamic, Crowley being worried about Bobby's reaction to seeing his demon eyes?

Finished! Read it Here!

[rad1os1gnal]

I promise to watch Brokeback Mountain soon (those who know, know)

I've been meaning to watch it for a while tbh, but now I have an excuse!!!

[rad1os1gnal]

Couldn't Stop Myself From Reaching Out

(Wireface/Protagonist- Rated M - Read on AO3!)

Summary: Wireface, later known as Levani, shows up at the Homeowner's doorstep. The Homeowner, Makcim, cleans him up. Over the course of the World falling apart, the two fall together. And Makcim finally finds a family. Even if he doesn't know it.

Tags:

chapter titles are from songs, Marijuana, Canon-Typical Violence, may be ooc, Wound Care, Trauma, Protagonist Misses Protagonist's Wife (No I'm not a Human), He'll get over it, Gay Wireface (No I'm not a Human), Wireface falls hard, Protagonist falls harder, Protagonist can't communicate well, Language Barrier, language learning, Morbid Romantic speaks Georgian, thanks MR'S girlfriend!!, Childhood Trauma, Self-Worth Issues, Internalized Homophobia, Crushes, Found Family, Pheromones, Visitor Pheromones, why was i the first person to use that tag. am i a freak?, Consent Is Sexy Yall, Cuddling & Snuggling, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Named Wireface (No I'm not a Human)Named Protagonist (No I'm not a Human), Awkward Boners, its burning??? at a pace???, No Beta We Die Like Disfigured Firefighter, Shotgunning, Smoking, Stoner Is Protagonist's Plug, Implied/Referenced Sex, Making Out, Embarrassment, Love Bites, Falling In Love, Named Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)

[rad1os1gnal]

Hey, You're a Crazy Bitch

(Timofey/Reader - NSFW - Read on AO3!)

Summary: Timofey walked around the Farmers Market, not looking for anything in particular. He was just enjoying finally being free from that awful institution. As he walked, the stares he received from strangers reminded him of his school days. Timofey began to spiral as he people-watched, but then his gaze found him. The blue turtleneck-wearing, skinny, short-haired man caught his attention immediately. This man was simply gorgeous.

Tags:

Stalking, Masochism, Sadism, Obsession, Peeping, Knives, Non-Consensual Bondage, Home Invasion, Creepy Guy is Obsessed With Protagonist (No I'm not a Human), Weapons Kink, Extremely Dubious Consent, Mental Health Issues, Possessive Behavior, Blood, Blood Kink, Blood Drinking, Grinding, Licking, Degradation, Degradation Kink, Protagonist Has a Praise Kink (No I'm Not a Human)Pain, Blow Jobs, protag lowkey into thisHair-pulling, Sadomasochistic Timofey | Creepy Guy (No I'm not a Human), Coming Untouched, Coming in Pants, Come Swallowing, Gay Sex, Consensual but Not Safe or Sane, Panties, Timofey | Creepy Guy Wears Panties (No I'm Not a Human)Anal Plug, Anal Sex, Butt Plugs, Creampie, Timofey | Creepy Guy has a Degradation Kink (No I'm not a Human)

[rad1os1gnal]

Why Can't Everyone Just Go Away? (Except you, You Can Stay)

(Glenn Rhee/Daryl Dixon - Catboy!Glenn - Read on AO3!)

Summary: On a run to an animal hospital, Glenn spills mysterious goo that was on a storage shelf. He thinks nothing of it, gets changed, and goes back to camp. It's a real surprise when he wakes up with pair of ears and a tail. It's an even bigger surprise when Daryl becomes his closest friend and ally. He hopes it leads to more than just friends, though.

Tags:

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Cat/Human Hybrids, The Walking Dead (TV) Season 2, The Greene Farm (Walking Dead), Catboy Glenn Rhee, Cat Ears, Purring, Mutual Pining, but neither of them know it, Oblivious, Internalized Homophobia, thanks Merle and Daddy Dixon, Protective Daryl Dixon, Embarrassment, Accents, The Living (Walking Dead), Threats of Rape/Non-Con, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN, Touching, Touch-Starved Daryl Dixon, Animal Instincts, BAMF Glenn Rhee, BAMF Daryl Dixon, Insecure Daryl Dixon, Hurt/Comfort, Beta and We Don't Die Like Beth, Nicknames, Blood and Injury, Murder, Sharing a Bed, Carol Can Tell They Like Each Other, Boys Kissing, Getting Together, Sophia Peletier Lives, Everyone Can Tell They Like Each Other, Daryl's Use of Nicknames, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Homophobic Shane Walsh, Shane Walsh Being an Asshole, Protective Glenn Rhee, Handkerchief Code Mentioned