chow down on your vertical frown

[icyxthot]

stole this from the mlb tiktok account <3

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

WHEN I TELL YOU HE COULD GET IT. ANY DAY OF THE FUCKING WEEK.

baseball uniforms HIT DIFFERENT

[theneetboss-deactivated20150824]

stepping on something mushy and unidentified

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

2003 will be my year

[moika-palace]

Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

[harcules]

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[piss-bong]

…and they were comrades

[thegirlinthebyakko]

oh my god, they were comrades 

[frogitivity]

I’m body positive

[frogitivity]

I got the results back today and they confirm that I do have a body

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

my condolences

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[notofagus]

goose

[cloudfreed]

types of xmas songs

Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool

The Big Red Man Is Coming

There’s snow outside. that’s good!

I’m alone on xmas and sad

Santa Claus is very sexy

Christmas trees. love em

You know what? it’s Christmas time

[pukicho]

I am the tsar of Tumblr now if you wanna do something you gotta ask me

[pukicho]

I am no longer the tsar or tumblr 

[dailydnp]

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[queensofthequeer]

I don’t know what I expected….

[noobtheloser]

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

jesus christ

[mapsontheweb]

Half of Australia lives here.

[worm]

this is so funny because the blue areas aren’t really distinct so it just looks like somebody has posted a picture of all of australia with the caption “half of australia lives here”

[argumate]

the other half of Australia is standing right behind you.

[argumate]

nothing personal, mate

[bushybrowboy-deactivated2015041]

I could win Americas next top model tbh

[brokendildo]

there’s an animal category?

[bushybrowboy-deactivated2015041]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do

[recommend]

Wholesome Tweets That Will Make Your Whole Week (x)

[sugarpkts]

thank you to weird girls for being online