Geiger

🕊️⚰️ Beware ye who enter here ⚰️🕊️ . Mid 20s, he/him, ftm 🔞minors dni please🔞 Super secret side blog

[shoe109]

The idea that they both make each others lives infinitely worse by sticking together and yet cannot bear to tear themselves apart is sending me into psychosis

[whatlittleboys-aremadeof]

OH MY GOD THE NEW EPISODE. THE GROOMING. THE YEARNING. MORTY STRAIGHT UP STEALING HIS NEW WIFE AND TELLING HER RICK IS HIS MORE THAN HERS, AS IN OWNING RICK IN EVERY MULTIVERSE.

[mjlor-chan]

[suicidevest]

[ricksanchezc67]

If he wins again, whole house getting aired out

[faggot-morty]

rick c-137 helping evil morty

[radiation-warning]

I was watching the new season of R&M with my friend who is not fandomy at all, and I think I figured out who all the constant rickorty “they’re basically in a relationship” type jokes are for because she just thinks they are authentically very funny with no other motivation.

[bbnoragebait]

Normalize blocking beings for "stupid" or "superficial" reasons.

I've blocked beings because I just didn't like the way they typed.

I've blocked beings because to many of their posts were on my dash

I've blocked beings for having to much of one colour in their blog

I've blocked beings because I didn't like their username

Stop acting like blocking someone is this big horrible thing to do.

You are allowed to curate what content you see on the Internet and that involves blocking beings

[feral-testing-creature]

I hate medical porn videoss because almost allll of them are just…. “Oh doctor I’m sick and the cure is to blow you” or just a guy in gloves and a mask but fully unclothed….. I want hours of footage of obscure stuff. Both staying clothed, a normal medical examination where even if the subject is clearly turned on the doctor doesn’t acknowledge it. They ease in needles instead of dick and coo praises and compliments. No stupid subjects that play dumb about being fingered, they know it’s wrong but the doctor doesn’t seem to phased as they do it. Feeling and exploring before pulling away, disinterested in allowing release….

[radiation-warning]

Sometimes i wonder why I am the way I am and then I remember that all I did in middle school was read Crossed and listen to adult men read MLP shock fics on youtube all day

[stupidfcknboy]

When you think about it uncle dad son threesome is the best kind of incest because you get father/son and brother/brother at the same time

[northofsomewhere]

rick saying "you possessive fucking nerd" playing on repeat in my head

[neighs-anatomy]

it is soo interesting to me that summer is fully aware of how unhealthy rick and morty’s relationship is, and yet she envies morty’s closeness with rick that it repeatedly leads to conflict between her and morty

[shxdyneonblue]

The Miamis; can’t listen to Off To The Races without thinking of them🥹🤍Miami Morty is so Born To Die coded

[radiation-warning]

My fear with getting into Batman is I just know I’m going to have all the ships that the fandom at large hates

[carbonatedeverclear]

being neutral about other peoples kinks is necessary by the way. when consenting adults are doing things between consenting adults, and you prioritize your discomfort over their autonomy and right to exist safely in a space without having their private interests excavated and recontextualized to make them out to be predators, that says way more about your willingness to place yourself in the position of moral authority than it does about them and you deputizing yourself on the basis of nothing but vibes and your personal traumas makes you very dangerous politically.

[ashes2caches]

sucking off a trans girl during an online game to make her play worse but her love for me just makes her play better.