Booty is Danger

I'm just here to make myself laugh || Montreal || McGill ||

[1980vibes]

PLOT TWIST: you are your crush’s crush.

[hyperbole-and-a-hat-trick]

Unrealistic. Blocked.

[anxietyproblem]

Let me iiiiiin!

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[callunacthulhu]

I can’t get over how well this fits

[rockelope]

[thequantumqueer]

[meinaiis]

[musicallymaniacal]

i feel attacked.

[we-kant-even]

Professor:can anyone give us a brief summary of what Heidegger means in this passage?

Entire class:[[shamed silence]]

Professor:[[shamed silence]]

[dutchster]

I just saw a gif of anal sex on my dashboard, but thankfully the blog’s avatar was pixelated for my safety

[secondclassvines]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[badlydrawneverything]

[catchymemes]

[lvndscpe]

West Glacier, United States | by Earthspots

[beachdeath]

speaking of it’s been a minute since i spelunked in the baby names discussion facebook group

[skypevevo]

the admins of that group banned me because someone asked “good middle names for a kid named saint?” and i answered “bernard”

[delusion-of-negation]

Results so far

[jujuoh]

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

[1chainzdeactivated-deactivated2]

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

[greatpretending]

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time