fragile, but not weak

he/him currently having a panic attack

[crazy-brazilian]

[chungledown-bimothy]

[akashicrecord]

Putting all these copper ingots in my tight sumerian pussy

[orc-boar-dyke]

you pull them out and they have been forged into a beautiful blade due to the furnace-like properties of a pussy

[akashicrecord]

the copper coochie blade of Enki.....

[orc-boar-dyke]

it is not often that a device of destruction is created so beautiful

[dessalines-raised-sword]

Reposting this on this day of celebration.

[effemimaniac]

darling is such a faggot word. gorgeously flamboyant. I love the feeling of saying it

[prokopetz]

Per experimental protocol we cannot disclose whether your boyfriend is part of the test group or part of the control group, nor can we comment on the likelihood of his inclusion in either cohort; suffice it to say that it's possible that we're sorry about your boyfriend.

[nibeul]

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

[nibeul]

[nibeul]

this is the funniest fucking reply, everyone else go home

[northirish]

Doing the Kubrick Stare at my Steam games list for a solid 20 minutes before deciding not to play anything

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

[neurotiddies]

RB IF YOU AGREE

[stiksandthrones]

[m-kyunie]

You know, I kinda miss the hood on his first uniform

[hooved]

me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

[jb-blunk]

I 💗 the human experience. There is blood in my mouth !

[boynextdoors]

[pallidprincess]

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

[ublock-origin]

[stargazerofgoldenwords]

Only Hozier could write a song about older generations robbing the younger ones of a future, and make it sound like a metaphor for oral sex

[catchymemes]

[sunshine-tattoo]

Also: "have you considered losing weight?"