Enjoy your stay, and welcome to Atiria

[unpretty]

just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him

[unpretty]

now, in fairness, peter parker has a history of seeing someone else in a costume and immediately throwing hands only to realize three pages later that there was literally no reason to do that, but it’s not like misplaced aggression is disqualifying when it comes to suddenly acquiring a batdad

[canaryatlaw]

@batmanisagatewaydrug

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Bruce, upon realizing that he’s getting punched repeatedly by a flippy and talkative spider-child with 0 brain cells and a strong moral compass, immediately begins filling out mental adoption papers 

[ms-demeanor]

Peter, catching the image of an adult dressed vaguely like an animal and standing in the shadows out of the corner of his eye, immediately backflips into a roundhouse kick while shouting “batter up!”

[cipheramnesia]

Batman, internally: Unfortunately I love it.

[indyexploits]

Bruce: This one has super strength and can literally dodge bullets. Clark: Bruce, put him back where he came from. Peter: Please give me a dollar. I am very poor.

[allnewalldifferentwildspider]

Clark: I gave him a dollar.

Peter: He gave me a dollar.

Clark: I thought he’d go away if I gave him a dollar.

Bruce: Well of course he’s not gonna go away. If you gave him a dollar he’s gonna assume you have more.

[blubrrybowl]

When you’re trying to act normal in front of a group of people you barely know and someone mentions one of your special interests

[weaver-z]

FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!

[radioactive-sniper]

i havent been on this blog in like ages but i might try to be more active on here again, especially if my new(er) blogs dashboard gets boring sljgkfg,, if you are interested in following my new blog tho send me a message or smth! i think i’ve already followed all my mutuals over there but still 

[d-lck]

*hotline miami music plays slowly* You are the blood Flowing through my fingers All through the soil Up in those trees

[memories]

50% #cool, 49% #shit, 1% dumbass.

[memories]

Pour one out for #n o.

[memories]

Ew, @the-felix-mcscouty, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

[radioactive-sniper]

W oW

[memories]

Like if you’re a #florida fan, reblog if you’re a #ra fan.

[pisboy]

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

[pisboy]

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

[hollowtones]

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

[pisboy]

please give petra a round of applause for enriching our lives by providing us the phrase baja blast tittums

[hollowtones]

i pray some day for this to be my one and only legacy

[damnskippies-archive]

a█ab

assigned [ REDACTED ] at birth

[tillman]

Walks back into the scp fandom 4 years later with a starbucks: HEWWO?

[acidashido]

dnd chart based on how people generally put glue on paper

[prokopetz]

Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.

[memes-saved-me]

I need disaster Peter B Parker and Wade Wilson content

[valtsv]

me, pale, tired and sickly-looking from my iron deficiency and general exhaustion as a result of chronic lack of sleep: the victorians would’ve loved me

[kananeski]

I need more Felix and Locus shenanigans in my life.