The universe, cats, and yours truly

Go away lest you wanna talk. But i cant help that, so make yourself at home

[comedycentral]

On last night’s Colbert Report, Stephen sat down with you for Thanksgiving dinner and with JJ Abrams to talk about his debut novel.

Click here to watch.

[buzzfeed]

Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all. 

[birdstump]

[eyeslikedust-blog]

How can I not reblog something that contains the word “lemonling.”

[hydromaniaa]

This really fucked me up..

[terezi]

i made this my desktop wallpaper one year for the holidays

[radioactivesmith-blog]

I almost dropped my phone amongst the loud cursing

[mekacrap]

I TRY TO LET IT PAST BUT THIS DID YOU KNOW WAS SO GREAT

[buzzfeed]

Noooooooooooooooooo

[tastefullyoffensive]

Disney Princesses With Beards by Adam Ellis Previously: Disney Princesses Dressed as Pop Culture Characters

[zachsilberberg]

a horse of any other name

[gamechangershow]

Kid TRIES to Thank Soldier For Fighting in the War…

Make love, not whore.

[omfgrant]

[buzzfeedau]

Famous Movie Liners You’ve Been Quoting Wrong For Years.

[radioactivesmith-blog]

Oh my god

[radioactivesmith-blog]

When somebody sits next to you when you want to be alone but you don't want to be mean and tell'em to go away:

[1-800-277-7867]

[putin-pole-deactivated20150817]

inspirational as FUCK

[lifehackable]

Hack Life Here

[neilcicierega]

amazing

[gamechangershow]

Don’t blink. Or sneeze.

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

[radioactivesmith-blog]

She shouldn't be so snide when her fucking dog is named box. Do teachers have no creativitiy?

[rhetoricc]

I either have a fiercely strong opinion or I don’t give a fuck at all