"A stage is a world of entertainment." - Alastor mobile rules (heavily canon/headcanon in addition to accurate socio/psychopath serial killer tendencies) {{Indie Alastor rp/ask blog from Hazbin Hotel 18+}}
Hey Alastor if you don't like Susan, why don't you just eat her?
It is an option, but I have a much finer taste than that. That cranky old bird probably taste just like how her personality is; bland, disgusting, and foul...
Maybe someone else in Cannibal Town will take part in that offer.
Alastor realising his feelings for a pure-hearted s/o
a/n I can't stop making hc's about Alastor at this point. Seeing him break down in the finale awakened something in me I guess and I came up with this scenario. As always I remind you that I'm aware of him being ace (and possibly aro), so feelings can be interpreted however you like!
Alastor's feelings for you came tip-toeing in his life so he failed to notice them until it was too late.
When you first arrived at the Hotel he found your kindness in an environment like Hell absolutely pathetic, now how come he felt like he wanted to protect you?
In absolute denial at first. He can't be feeling something for you.
I love the hcs of Alastor courting the reader like the gentleman he is, but I like to imagine something a little bit different.
Alastor absolutely crumbles when he realises that he has feelings for you.
He's already trapped under a contract that presumably makes him weaker in power, so the idea of having a weakness even in feelings sparked a crisis.
Only hunger for power and freedom rest in his heart, you were not planned at all.
Alastor thinks that love is one of the worst weaknesses one can have.
The idea of a weak creature like you making him kneel like that terrifies him because that means that there's some humanity in him and that's the worst case scenario for him.
His feelings for you make him feel like his control is being annihilated.
He feels like he's exposed, vulnerable, as if you were a parasite in his brain.
Throw a lil song in there.
Going absolutely Frollo Hellfire on 'em (except he's not calling Maria for help lmao).
Until he comes to terms with the fact that he cares about you, he will feel like he's spiraling down a pit of insanity.
Today has been a dreadfully boring day here in hell. Rosie and I had also just finished chatting, and some rather INTERESTING things will be happening soon~
Call in here at the Hazbin Hotel to talk to yours truly! Hahaha
"It was Alastor's plan all along to antagonize Lucifer to fix his relationship with Charlie to help the hotel, look at his smile during their father-daughter duet" nope ok not even he has that kind of clairvoyance to make this kind of wacky convoluted scheme for that
It's more like "welp nothing much I can do against this insanely intimate intense display of pure familial affection. I'm the radio demon ffs." He's basically simmered down by this point bc he wasn't ACTUALLY aiming to be Charlie's new dad ya know. Just wanted to kick Luci in the nuts for a bit.
Hello good sir! So glad to hear you back on the air! Your tunes and voice are to die for!
Hahaha thank you greatly. Perhaps I'll take you on that offer someday, but I just got my coat freshly cleaned and would like to keep it as so for tonight
It's another day, yet still nothing too eventful. Quite a shame really but they say good things come to those who wait. Perhaps a drink will sooth some of the edge I have. I should also go check on Mimzy once she cools off.
It would be nice to have some entertainment before bed..
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