[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

[myrinthinks]

[newsom]

contender for the funniest bit of supernatural dialogue

[plushiepngs]

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[radioclashh]

does anyone know how to get rid of this aching hole in my chest. please say sports rpf

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[labcorp]

my advice to tha youth: hang out with ur friends

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[fintan-pyren]

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[butchfaith]

how it feels to become an active participant in your own life

[tsunflowers]

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

[papayajuan2019]

if i were a spider i would have changed bedroom corners today