8 foot vertical leap

NOT A TERF one time i woke up after a very vivid dream and typed into my iphone notes, “yellow fruit by the foot; cruise control to my butthole” and went back to sleep ✺ always on a new hyperfixation whoops

[improbablecarny]

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

[improbablecarny]

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

[improbablecarny]

this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw

[grimeclown]

I’m not an IBS warrior. I’m an IBS queen. On her porcelain throne.

[grimeclown]

You guys suck this would do numbers on minion meme mom facebook

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

[princessmo]

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

[sushinfood]

me every time i buy a toy my cat actually plays with

[stworzonka]

[cottoncandysprite]

Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual

[wrathofthegiraffe]

In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.

I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.

And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.

[wizardstan]

Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.

[ghost-cassette]

Majora’s Mask from everyone else’s perspective

[postnuclearophelia]

one thing about me is im gonna get a coffee and a pastry

[squish-the-rainbow-deactivated2]

Reblogging to give mutuals a coffee and a pastry of their choice

[fleshadept]

if you dislike any of the main cast of wwdits fx literally what’s wrong with u. nadja? love of my life. queen. smart but dumb. laszlo? transmasc king. drama queen. my rotten soldier my sweet cheese my good time boy. nandor? dork ass motherfucker. dumb but smart. adorable and diplomatic and relentless. girlfriend material. colin robinson? he’s my best friend. would hug him. he could never energy drain me because i want to hear what he has to say. guillermo? oh god where do i even START with him he’s my girlfriend he’s literally me he’s deranged and fucked up and literally holds all of them together through sheer willpower. they’re perfect

[sweet-bazzle-bean]

Just some of my favorite sincere lines from the crew

When Fang tells Lucius that no one has taken an interest in his form before and he replies by saying “Then you’ve never met anyone worth a damn”

When Oluwande repeats “La vida es dolor” in that voice after he tells Nana that Jim is gone

Frenchie telling Stede that “In my experience, these things are meant  to make you feel like a bit of a jackass” quickly followed by how seriously he asks Ed, “What’d they do to you man”

Black Pete absolutely glowing post-kiss and saying “There’s a lot you don’t know about me” with that little head wobble

Every single thing that happens in the scene where they make Oluwande Captain, but most particularly when the Swede says so seriously and sweetly - “It’s you”

[powerfulwizard]

The Mandalorian is a 123movies original series that Disney+ is illegally hosting and they should sue

[powerfulwizard]

Netflix and Hulu built their entire platform on illegally hosting putlocker original shows and they‘re just getting away with that

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

[quasi-normalcy]

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

[stilessderek]

Lan Zhan, courtesy name Lan Wangji. The second young master of the Gusu Lan Clan; one of the Twin Jades of Lan. Also known as Hanguang-Jun.

[casgirl]

fandom people online will ignore the political landscape and blog about their blorbos all the time and then make the shocked pikachu face when abortions become illegal while they were blorbo blogging in the blogosphere

What do you want me to do about it on tumblr man. It’s tumblr.

[casgirl]

I’m sorry guys I could’ve personally stopped the overturning of roe v wade but I was too busy running a supernatural blog.

[natalieironside]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[rianphin]

[sporegobble]

[bugpumpkin]

[daraamsel]

[radkittykat]