skelieton

i'm just a funky little dead man baybee

[beatcroc]

HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[cryptotheism]

[hexanediol]

this was made by a non catholic because dick is step 2

[introvertsnation]

[petalpetal]

this extends also extends to movies, tv shows, music, magazines, graphic novels, and newspapers since all libraries also have these too. ( I am amusing there is a huge legal thing as to why they can't have video games because other wise they probably would have too)

[batmanego]

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

[charlesoberonn]

[wizardnuke]

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

[wizardnuke]

the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

[wizardnuke]

what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

[chrispineofficial]

“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking

[neosatsuma]

[reslake]

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

[reslake]

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

[whats-a-bear]

naming my daughter Rum &

hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me

[effemimaniac]

Rum & The Eyeless One

[youngchronicpain]

quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this

[greggturkington]

they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

[id: a banner with a huge image of the :-) (smiley face with nose) emoticon captioned “smiley / first emoted here / 19 september 1982 / computer science department / www.cs.cmu.edu/smiley / carnegie mellon.” end id]

happy birthday :-) face

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

it’s that time of the year again everyone say happy 40th birthday :-)

[weaver-z]

This is apparently what was contained in the original message that invented the :-) and I'm obsessed with Fahlman's diction here

[bluedime777]

happy 41st birthday to the smiley emote

[captainwaffles]

Happy 42nd birthday!

[girlnephew]

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[jame7t]

Steven Colbert has been fired in favor of a little green alien nobody can understand

[applepikmin]