All Aliens Are Gay

22 they/them please I'm fragile I like it when my favourite characters cry

[transxfiles]

cant talk rn obsessed over the design concept of this 2017 production of pinocchio as a stage play where pinocchio is the only character played by a human actor and the rest of the cast are portrayed as puppets ,,,

[transxfiles]

like. how insanely poetic is this . you are a boy and you are made of wood but you know so entirely that you are more than wood, you are as human as anyone made of flesh and bone and it's not your fault that you came into the world with sap running through your veins instead of blood. and your entire life you are searching the world for what it means to be human but the dramatic irony of it all is that none of them know how to be human either. you keep reaching out for humanity and they seem so big and powerful but they are just puppets of a greater design too performing for an audience you cannot see. and whether you know it or not you are more human than any of them even if they are convinced you are just wood and paint and magic. im on the floor .im losing my mind over here. gimme a second guys hold on. wait a minute guys wait a goddamn minute like. wahta a good fucking design concept. head in hands !

[modmad]

okay but what company is this. what is the name of this. is there a video of this you can't just leave us hanging without credit

[modmad]

THANK YOU BASED ANON

[goffelmeansspork]

Don't look at the trumpet i just wanted to draw the muppet dudes

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[marciaillust]

[raefever]

It's my 6 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[lacnunga]

The baby so far 🐉 still got a few bits to add but Im quite happy with it so far

[leetleartgoblin]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[the-redacted-box]

fuck it, we ball

[a-funyarinpa]

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

[the-gummy-worms-have-me]

Everyone look at this

[minty-mayhem]

The ending is incredibly satisfying

[linguisticparadox]

I laughed like NEEEEHEHEHE

[totallynotsilversora]

I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

[downtonlibrary]

so uuhh... anyone else on the Kelly/Talla ship?

[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[thathighclassbitch]

This is so wholesome

[indigobluerose]

was that last dude a frikkin Jedi

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option.  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)

So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.

[micaxiii]

OP’s typo mislead me so hard, I was wondering when LAMPS where gonna get into the picture

[loveexpelrevolt]

There are certain things one can be late to in life. A dentist appointment, a one-year-old’s birthday party—because who cares, that little idiot’s not going to remember it—but for what is essentially a ransom exchange, for that, for that, I think you very much need to be on time!

MURRAY BAUMAN in STRANGER THINGS 4 (VOL. 1)

[everythingfox]

Cute baby

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[lonesplashy]

Honestly why would you hide this in the notes

[dont-drink-paint]

My father would, at one point, buy knives from a man with a prosthetic leg, made out of wood. Might seem strange to buy knives from a knife salesman instead of a store, but this was company level and they needed a supplier of scalpels or something. Anyway, this guy would bring out a knife, show it, talk about it and then stab the knife into his thigh while continuing to hold a normal conversation. Only mentioning that he had a wooden leg once the customer jumped out of the chair in shock.

[delizbin]

I wish we’ll have more of these two together in the future

[forthehonorofraeskull]