Dragons & Tigers & Pterodactyls

Let's start with a clean slate and a million alternative universes.

[fujifingerz]

They share a brain cell. Bless these kids…

(they dropped a Ration bar)

REFERENCE

[humofnight]

i love one (1) disaster wizard

[curlicuecal]

It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

Reblogging for that comment ^

[starjeweled-alpenglow]

Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts

[rosarenn]

So this was me for a long time. Afraid to open the door, certain that all that I was would crash and break. That I could never be repaired.

But I opened the door.

And what fell out and crashed to the ground was not me. They weren’t my dishes.

They were other people’s dishes.

Put inside we without my permission, when I was too young to know that I could not hold them all.

I opened the door, and I’m still here.

It turns out, I’m not that fragile.

[randomslasher]

Oh damn it got better

[knight-of-time64-deactivated202]

THANK YOU TWO FOR MAKING OUR LIVES A LITTLE BETTER

[somnolentsuggestions]

being individuals together is so intimate. let’s read different books but curled up next to each other, let’s visit a coffee shop so you can study & i can write, let’s just be near each other

[unicornaffair]

@jadedsunshine​

[peashooter85]

Chinese smokey quartz sunglasses, 12th century.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

if I was chilling in the 12th century and I saw someone wearing these I would immediately go into catatonic shock at how cool they looked

[readyforit]

reblog and type ‘I miss’, ‘I love’ and ‘I hate’ in the tags and let your secrets be revealed!

[katara-aang]

AZULA & KATARA PARALLELS

[wingedcorgi]

worth the wait.

[omghotmemes]

Last one before spooktober takes over

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

spaghetti ice cream is german??!?!?? is it not a thing in other places or

[im-extremely-scottish]

no????? what????

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

you’re telling me you guys DONT have spaghetti ice cream??!?!??!?!!??!?

[transsexualhamlet]

NO WE DO NOT

[newobsessioneveryweek]

I find it a bit hard to believe that America wouldn’t have spaghetti ice cream considering y'all have deep-fried Gatorade.

Like?? What????

[enchanted-nerd]

We have deep fried gatorade???

[bewaretheidesofmarchyall]

We have what

[noctwolf-deactivated20201024]

We probably have. I’ve already learned the truth that we’ve deep fried everything and are deep frying everything else, and intend to deep fry everything after that.

[bread-of-death]

We have deep fried oreos

[ultimatebottom69]

You have what ?!

[hedaslayer]

Post first kiss || Post first time

[headspace-hotel]

Nathan pyle’s newer comics are delightful

Also...these panels

[bleilaniarts]

It’s fall, draw your favs in these ridiculously expensive couture sweaters

[bleilaniarts]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[tippenfunkaport]

This is the greatest

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I’m posting spooky comics all month long on my Patreon!

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I forgot to mention this is based on a Reddit story that I got permission to illustrate! Tumblr only allows 10 photos so the cover image with credit got chopped.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Look I clown veganism often enough but really, truly, don’t ever fucking feed somebody something without their knowledge or consent. It’s hugely fucked up and not OK.

[gotinterest]

also if someone hasn’t eaten meat in a while… or ever… they will get incredibly sick if they just start eating meat again.

[penny-bites]

|| Please don’t do this. Not just with vegans/ vegetarians, but with ANYONE you don’t know very well. You never know what they may or may not be allergic to, their abilities o(or lack thereof) to digest certain things, dietary needs and restrictions, religious beliefs requiring them to abstain from the consumption of certain foods and about a thousand other things.

Some people are legitimately allergic to thd proteins in certain meats and can’t even eat anything cooked in the same pan as X meat product/s.

I’m vegan but couldn’t care less if others aren’t, not an overwhelming number of (not all, just alot, unfortunately) non vegans find things like this funny.

[jhscdood]

Quick reminder: Sometimes people say “I’m vegan” or “I’m vegetarian” because its easier/faster/begets fewer annoying questions than the longer explanation.

As an epidemiologist I can list a few of the more annoying longer explanations that no one wants to have to explain to every person who ever offers them food:

- You drank water contaminated with giardia, which gave you 3 weeks of diarrhea followed by 3 years of lactose intolerance

- You were bitten by a Lone Star Tick and developed an allergy to beef and pork because the Lone Star Tick is a bastard

- You are Jewish and the meat isn’t kosher, but you don’t want to say that because antisemitism is A Thing and you don’t want to get bombarded with questions about the Middle East while you’re hungry

- You are Muslim and the meat isn’t halal, but you don’t want to say that because Islamophobia is A Thing and you don’t want to get bombarded with questions about the Middle East while you’re hungry

- You are on a restricted diet for medical reasons and don’t want to get bombarded with questions about your medical history while you’re hungry

- You are on a restricted diet for reasons that *are nobody’s business* and don’t want to get pulled into Potentially Triggering Diet Talk while you’re hungry.

Listen. Food can be very very complicated for people, and a very very very sensitive subject. Respect people’s food restrictions. None of it is your business.

[theoppositeofadults]

i’m “the petrol of sun of flowers” 

[the-art-student-in-221c-deactiv]

I LOST it at pepper candy

[onetwistedmiracle]

TIL that the maximum number of photos in a post like this is 10.

[toodrunktofindaurl]

*rolls up 10 years late with a starbucks*

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[toodrunktofindaurl]

*rolls up 10 years late with a starbucks*

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