Cosimo Galluzzi
art blog(derogatory)
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Acquired Stardust
cherry valley forever
pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Origami Around
wallacepolsom
oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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AnasAbdin
will byers stan first human second
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
izzy's playlists!
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@raffnag
I haven’t publicly posted any art in a very long time but felt the desire to share this. I’d been thinking about trying my hand at some collage for a while now and the recent Drawfee episode where Karina made several collages was the final push I needed to actually do it. So I present my weird collage primarily inspired by things John Green has said which have stuck with me for one reason or another.
I love the hagiographies that are like "St. Christopher was 12 feet tall and frost giants helped him build an abbey out of the bones of a giant pig, which were gold"
And then you Google the abbey and it's clearly just French and made of slate rock or whatever.
pig giant bones turn slate and french after a few years
that makes sense
I'm going to do something big!
I'm going to do my first curse!
I hope you're ready! I'm going to do it!
Hang on, I'm nervous..
Okay, I'm ready now!
Te execror ut caelum caeruleum, gramen viride habeas, et spes tuae non sint tantum somnia!
Haha! I did it!
Did I do good?
@evilwizard not familiar with curses, can I get a real practitioner of the dark arts on this?
it’s uh. it’s good
i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is “international” pride month just because something happened in the united states.
in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that “you owe your rights to Black trans women” is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.
But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.
our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1986. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.
anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.
(about to jerk you off) wait which way was it again righty tighty or lefty loosey ✋😅🤚 oh well! (twists so hard it rips your peanis clean off)
la traduccion en español de esto que sería tipo (a punto de hacerte una paja) para en que sentido era la derecha ajusta o la izquierda libera ✋😅🤚 bue ya foe (retorcijón tan fuerte que te corta la pija)
Ya Zhou Pottery
Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland
this is why commas are so
important 🤓
Where do you think the comma goes
Pareidolia
When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
the absolutely vital bonus panel.
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
im obsessed
oh, of course. because he died for our sins.
